The Dysfunctional Test Quotes

“Life Lessons According to Camryn:
One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“Life Lessons According to Camryn:
One must handle stress like a dog; if you can't eat is or play with it, pee on it and walk away”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“Most of the time, life doesn't pass me by, it tries to run me over.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“New hair and clothes don't change ugly.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“I’ve seen this movie, you know. It always ends with them falling in love.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“Family trees full of nuts have nothing on me. My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection!”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“Life Lessons According to Camryn: Some people are like Slinkies. They’re only good for a smile when you push them down the stairs.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“True love is an electric shock with someone else in control of the switch.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“The building had been sold and the new owners wanted to convert it into high-end condos. Oh, please. Chicago needed more high-end condos like they needed another baseball franchise.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

“There’s a lot of frogs to kiss before you realize they’re all frogs.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test