Puppy Love Quotes

“God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“How southern belle of her.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“Translation: She's too good for you.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“He used his soothing tone reserved for cray-cray animals.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

“One would think he'd become a Master Jedi at it by now, but alas, "no" was not in his Webster.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love