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#1

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

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#2

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

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#3

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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#4

“Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”
― Rowena Cherry, Knight's Fork

tags: alien-romance, fantasy, futuristic, humor, humour, rhett

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#5

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”
― Rowena Cherry, Knight's Fork

tags: futuristic, humor, knight-s-fork, romance, rowena-cherry

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#6

“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.”
― Rowena Cherry, Forced Mate

tags: alien-romance, award-winning, grievous, humor, novel, romance, rowena-cherry, science-fiction-romance, space-opera, spoof

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