MineCraft Boy 2 > MineCraft Boy's Quotes

“The five of them (and the robot cow head) all looked at the endless dark tunnel in front of them. The walls were made from gray stone brick, and there were occasional redstone lights embedded into the ceiling, although most of them had stopped working, and the others were flickering on and off. “Well, I guess we’re going through the tunnel,” said Dave. “Yay,” said Carl sarcastically. “I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this dark, scary tunnel. Nothing bad at all.” CHAPTER SIXTEEN Something Bad Happens in the Dark, Scary Tunnel The”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“#SquadGoals.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“An average 13-year-old boy, doing average things, with an average stay-at-home mom and an average life.” - Michael”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft

“Baby Zeke 15   ​ ​​Friday, May 28, 2021 (tentative) Glitch Guardians 3    ​​Friday, June 18, 2021 (tentative) Surfer Villager 31 ​​TBA (Late June or early July)”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 11

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Son,” Dad said, “Listen closely. If a woman tells you everything’s fine, nothing is. Fine is never good. Fine is bad.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“What’s so funny?” “Lots of things. First of all, you fell asleep when you’re supposed to be protecting me. Second, you pull a wooden sword to protect against a group of horsemen. Third, it’s just Fawn and Wolf coming back.” She pointed with her right hand.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 14

“A teacher said to his Mob class one day, ‘If you think you’re dumb, please stand up.’ Nobody stood up, so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some kids in this class that think they’re dumb!” Then Little Johnny the Creeper stood up. The teacher said, ‘Oh, Johnny! So, you think you’re dumb then?’ Little Johnny replied, ‘No, I just felt bad that you were standing by yourself.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life