Dave the Villager 37 Quotes

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“It’s my job to say cool catchphrases and bash bad guys.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“If you spawned in a new world what items would you fill your inventory with? (you can have 14 slots) 896 baked potatoes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I never thought I’d say this, but I miss modern Spidroth,” said”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Who’re you?” Spidroth asked him. “What’s going on here, villager? I demand you tell me now, or I shall have out your tongue!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I am, my love.” “Okay, you’ve really got to lay off that ‘my love’ stuff,” said Carl. “It’s making me want to chuck up my lunch.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Listen to me, horse,” said Spidroth. “I am the Lady Spidrothbrine, and I am your master now. Got it?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“How many horses have Dave's friends left behind? Far too many. Dave should be banned from owning a horse.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“clock”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“arrows in both eyes, and the other two had lost one eye each, but it didn’t seem to be stopping them. “Argh! What are those things?!” Carl shouted, and he staggered backward into the glitchy white cloud. Dave wanted”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“at least he hoped they would be.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“programs for different things. Do you publish in paperback? If yes, does that mean your spelling mistakes end up in the paperback version of the books too? Unfortunately, yes! How many horses have Dave's friends left behind? Far too many. Dave should be banned from owning a horse.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“If Porkins’s arm can absorb redstone power, wouldn't there be an outlet for it or something? If Redstone Land had an electrical wall and Porkins broke through it, does it overload the system or something? It should blast him back further than anyone else. In the DTV universe, redstone electricity works differently from electricity in our world. It has a special property that allows it to work any way that is convenient for the author.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“What is up with Steve the Noob (the author) cuz I know you know him.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Cowmen are different from cows, so they do eat beef. I imagine pigmen eat pork as well.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Dave?” she said faintly, looking up at him. “Dave, my love. It’s so good to see you!” And to Dave’s surprise, she reached up and kissed him on the lips. Spidroth was still wearing her outfit with the purple frock coat and the white cape, but it seemed that the old Spidroth was back. “Er, is there something you guys want to tell us?” said Carl, raising an eyebrow. “Um, Spidroth and I are boyfriend and girlfriend now,” said Dave, feeling his cheeks glow red.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“For once, even Carl was too scared to make a joke.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“If Herobrine really is human, and he wiped out his entire species, then he’s even more of a blaggard than I thought he was,” said Porkins. “What kind of a man would do such a thing?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’ll wipe that stupid grin off your face,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Porkins was right, Dave knew. There wasn’t much else that he, Carl and Porkins could do apart from watch. They didn’t want to hurt Spidroth, so they couldn’t fire arrows at her or attack her with swords. Plus, Spidroth was such an amazing fighter that Alex was the only one who stood a chance against her in battle.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’m an Alex,” said Alex. “Correction,” said Spidroth, “you were an Alex.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Twisted it is,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Maybe the zombies will be more animated once the sun goes down,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Only a fool would go up against a dragon without armor,” said Spidroth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“You dare draw your sword in my presence, fool?” Spidroth scowled. “Very well — if you want to die, then I will grant that wish.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Finding Alex”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“OG?” said Carl, raising an eyebrow. “What does that mean?” “Oh, it’s a pigman expression,” Porkins explained. “It means ‘original ghast.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“A Tale of Two Spidroths”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Dave couldn’t help but think there was something odd about Spidroth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Okay, you’ve really got to lay off that ‘my love’ stuff,” said Carl. “It’s making me want to chuck up my lunch.” “Sorry, Carl,” Spidroth giggled. “I’ll try not to say it in front of you anymore.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series