Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15 Quotes

“That reminded me.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“#SquadGoals.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“School. Ugh.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“They went into a nether portal and, I suppose, did some stuff in the Nether.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“I dragged my tired carcass”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Yes. If I am going to die, I want it to be on a dull brown ground of the End, not the bright green grass of the Overworld.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Verdade,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Stop being a kook,” said the Ender King. “Give us the information.” Herobrine pressed his hand to his chest and with a coy expression on his face and said, “Kook? Moi?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Ah. Those were the good old days. Simple enslavement.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Yes. It is amazing. And it opens up a whole new avenue in our fight against Entity 303.” The Ender King looked at me. “This was a good idea Jimmy. If you were an enderman, I might even make you a general as a reward.” “Wow, thanks King.” “Fortunately, you are not an enderman so I don’t have to make you a general because I think that would be a disaster,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“What is he thinking?” I moaned. “He’s going backwards. What an idiot!”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“and I knew it was he.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“I knew it was funny, but I did like people laughing at me. “Let me try that again.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“did like”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Until a player kills them.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“must, in order to preserve your cover, don’t hit very hard. And be sure to say the code word, “booger,” so that whoever you are fighting will know you are any ally.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“He looked at John and said angrily, “You know I could snap my fingers and make you disappear forever, right?” John shrugged. “Do it then. See if I care. I won’t exist anymore so I won’t know what I’m missing.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“John nodded his head. “Yeah, after I beat him at chess, he cried like a baby and made me leave the room because he wanted to be by himself.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“pulled my sword out and jumped across the table, ready to stab Herobrine in the heart. John watched my antics with a chill expression. Herobrine simply raised his hand and snapped his fingers and a rock wall appeared right in front of me on the table. I couldn’t stop in time and smashed into it, almost knocking myself out. Biff reached across the table and dragged my carcass back to my seat. I sat there in a daze. The rock wall disappeared and Herobrine continued as if nothing had happened.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Claire looked at me and said, “Do you have any idea who this other engineered child is, Jimmy? It would be really great to find him or her.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“You have no idea how powerful you could be, do you?” Claire laughed at that statement. “Jimmy? Powerful? He’s more of a derp, don’t you think?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Herobrine rolled his neck from side to side, cracking his vertebrae. “Maybe.” I knew it.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“What kind of mumbo-jumbo is this?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“I almost peed my robe. No lie.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“he”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“He put his tiny black hand to his forehead and extended his thumb and index finger to form the letter “L” for “loser.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“It is good to be the King, I guess.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“savage endermen”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“The next thirty minutes were the longest thirty minutes of my life. Well, I mean, that’s obviously not true. Time is a standardized unit of measurement. So thirty minutes is thirty minutes is thirty minutes, no? I guess what I mean to say is that my perception of those thirty minutes felt as though they lasted for several hours.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“found some steak and tossed it to Fang. He gobbled it up greedily. I tossed him some roasted mutton. He ate it with gusto. I threw him a carrot. He crunched it quickly. I found a bowl and filled it with water. Fang slurped it sloppily, spilling water on the floor. What a cool dog! When this war was over, I was going to get my own dog.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15