Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1 Quotes

“Ms. Nilnose”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Steve adjusted his imaginary bow”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“when you eat too much candy on Halloween”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“It’s not our fault. We don’t have arms, you know.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“A teacher said to his Mob class one day, ‘If you think you’re dumb, please stand up.’ Nobody stood up, so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some kids in this class that think they’re dumb!” Then Little Johnny the Creeper stood up. The teacher said, ‘Oh, Johnny! So, you think you’re dumb then?’ Little Johnny replied, ‘No, I just felt bad that you were standing by yourself.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Shrek Kermit the frog Green Giant Green Arrow Grinch Yoda Ninja Turtles And Oscar the Grouch They’re real cool. And they’re greeeeeeen!”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“wait for you to finish your really cool Minecraft creation, which took you weeks to create, all so that we can blow it up.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“The other cool cartoon characters I like are: Shrek”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“I think it was when they tried to use cactus for pillows.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“One of the kids from school said that Notch was trying to make a pig but made a mistake and he ended up with a Creeper instead.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“You see my farts. . .they’re really, really, really bad. Like, school cafeteria mystery-meat bad. They smell a lot like gunpowder. Sometimes I can’t help it, and I just fart without warning.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“I have an older sister named Ima, Ima Creeper. And I have a younger brother named Seymour, Seymour Creeper.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Herobrine”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“On my butt. . .where else? That’s where all the other”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Two Skeleton girls were fighting over a Skeleton boy. Then the Skeleton boy called the police. The Skeleton boy said, ‘Hey there are two Skeleton girls here fighting over me.’ The Policeman asked him, ‘So. . .what’s the problem?’ The Skeleton boy says, ‘The ugly one is winning.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“One day a Witch asked her son, ‘Paul, do you think I’m a bad mother?’ The son says, ‘My name is Jim.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Normally, when I meet somebody, they stick out their hand for a shake. I feel real dumb just standing there looking at their hand.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“And, sometimes when he gets mad, stuff just bursts into flames around him. We were a bit creeped out at first. Now, we just make him mad whenever we want to make s’mores.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“But after a while, living in the dark affects your eyesight. I had an uncle once that lived underground for twenty years. I asked my dad what happened to him. My dad said that he accidently ran into some Skeletons, who he thought were his relatives. When he wouldn’t stop talking, the Skeletons shot him with an arrow.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“think it was when they tried to use cactus for pillows.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“think it had something to do with a Creeper accidentally walking into the girl’s bathroom.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Spontaneous Combustion. Or Detonitis, for short.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“What are you staring at Noob?!” he said.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Steve,”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“You know, break wind, squeeze cheese, throw an air biscuit, burn down the barn, beep your horn, blast the bazooka, exhume the dinner corpse, roar from the rear, step on a frog, get out and walk Donald, turn up the audio to eleven.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“.Creepers do poop gunpowder.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Thasssss a very nice toy you’ve got there. . . It’d be a ssssshame if anything were to happen to it. . .”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“So, try not to get us too charged up. And don’t ever, ever, ever try to tickle us. I mean it.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“They smell a lot like gunpowder.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“I just get weirded out by how they crawl around with their little legs and how they sneak up on you and stuff. . .
And that hissing sound just drives me crazy.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life