The Accidental Minecraft Family Quotes

“Son,” Dad said, “Listen closely. If a woman tells you everything’s fine, nothing is. Fine is never good. Fine is bad.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? Because life loves to be confusing.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Gold gold, I love gold It’s so pretty And never gets old Gold, gold, If I’m ever cold I go to the nether  And mine some gold! Gold, gold, I love gold It’s so shiny And it never gets mold Gold, gold, when I’m really bold I’ll fight a brute  And get his gold! Gold, gold, I love gold  Gotta mine enough To wear and hold” He”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Mom pointed to an empty section of the village, “Build the mine right there. And Make it pretty! Please.” “Blech,” Elijah said, “We don’t do pretty.”  “Make it handsome then,” Mom said.  Ethan rolled his eyes. “That sounded an awful lot like a Dad joke.”  “Well, it was a Mom joke, because I said it. Now, get to work. I’ll deliver you fresh pumpkin pie.”  “OOOH PIE!” the Double-Es shouted and pulled out shovels to dig.  “Let’s see, who’s next?” Mom said to herself. “Oh, I know!” She looked around the village, and finally found Alex, the illager tool smith as he was wandering around. “Alex!” She waved at him. The illager stopped and smiled, greeting her.  “Hello, Mrs. Smith, how are you?” “I’m good, but what are you doing? You look a little lost.” Mom eyed him.  Alex sighed. “It’s a strange thing. I was finally settling in, back at the other village, then we had to pick up and go. I don’t really know what my place is here. There are plenty of other illagers who can help with the defenses. Plus, I left my smithing table back in the other village. I feel useless.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Dad popped back through the portal on the other side. “Alright guys, I’m ready to go.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Bring her a present, surprise her. Something like that.”  Evoker Hudson scrunched up his face. “Like, jump out from behind a tree and when she screams, then ask her?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“like parties. And presents! It sounds like so much fun!” Delilah turned to Evoker Hudson. “Let’s do it. Let’s have a married!”  “I think that sounds great,” Evoker Hudson said, looking into her eyes.  “NO! NO! NO!” Mom shouted, making the couple jump. They looked at her like they’d done something wrong. “You can’t do it like that. The man should ask the woman. Well, I mean, it can go the other way, but that’s how Mr. Smith did it, and it made me swoon.” Hearts nearly floated from her eyes as she remembered. Evoker Hudson looked confused, then shrugged and turned to Delilah. “Do you want to get weddinged?”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“OOOOOH! Treasure!” Bubba’s eyes lit up. “Treasure is awesome.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“I’m Kylindalistersizzefizzpop.” She curtsied.  Dad’s eyes went big. “Ahem, well, that’s quite a name, uh...”  She let out a short chuckle. “You can call me Ksizzle.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“It’s more bang for your buck.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Do your kids watch dreams videos they are so cool? We haven’t heard of dreams, maybe we’ll have to check it out.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Love is in the air.”   “I thought I smelled something,” Jack said, scrunching his nose.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“The piglins chuckled. “My name isn’t really Bruiser,” Bruiser said. “My real name is Bruisornoriousolopolis. Bruiser is just a nickname I earned.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“We haven’t heard of dreams, maybe we’ll have to check it out.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“I thought you didn’t like mines in towns,” Ethan said, “I remember you getting cranky about it.”  “I didn’t get cranky,” Mom said, exasperated.  “Yeah,” Ethan said. “You sounded just like that.” Mom pointed to an empty section of the village, “Build the mine right there. And Make it pretty! Please.” “Blech,” Elijah said, “We don’t do pretty.”  “Make it handsome then,” Mom said.  Ethan rolled his eyes. “That sounded an awful lot like a Dad joke.”  “Well, it was a Mom joke, because I said it.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16