Alex Smith > Alex's Quotes

“Life is not a one act play”
― Alex M. Smith

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
― Woody Allen

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
― Betty Friedan

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― steve martin

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
― Richard P. Feynman

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
― Tom Robbins

“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
― Julian Barnes, Talking It Over

“Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox, whose philosopher is a juggler, and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking.
Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpetings, and farewells him with hootings, only to welcome another ruler with trumpetings again.
Pity the nation whose sages are dumb with years and whose strong men are yet in the cradle.
Pity the nation divided into fragments, each fragment deeming itself a nation.”
― Khalil Gibran