Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

It could have been worse Jillian. You could still work there. But if you did continue to work there you would have off'd yourself long ago. So I am glad it was just for the summer. Oh and remind me in a week to check out your blog.

Amy: It might be a giant thing; I'm 6'4... I guess it is the elephant and the mouse thing?

Tracy: Ok, I'll use some cheap everclear instead.

Damn you Charissa, Why did you have to do it, now the wee girl is going to get either mildly burned, or torched, pending on her will to stay in the state.

Thanks newt :)

I just saw the follow up RA it was something about Alaska’s lack of facilities for people with disabilities... So I almost felt bad, but then I remembered the dreams. She will burn.

So many of you that know who I am (The sociopath from Alaska, who dreams of creepy mute midgets)
May remember a week ago or so, a thread where I talked about said mute midgets, and what my response would be if I encountered one, so because Alaska has a small population and I didn’t think midgets were so common. Well today, I caught a bit of news and guess what.
One of those silent cheeky bastards IS in my state. I have already decided that when I go home I am going to track down the reporter that headlined the story (I’m not sure what the story was, I was too stricken with fear to concentrate on some stupid detail like that) and find out where she came across this little sneaky devil.
I will then proceed to track her down and throw a few cups of Java on her and demand that she leave at once. I’ll have no creepy silent midgets stalking me no way. If the java doesn’t do the trick, I’ll switch over to Jameson 1780 and catch her on fire instead… Let’s see how quite she can be when she is going up in flames!

I give my wife a good dose of kid every once in a wail, She is pretty uptight most of the time, always so serious. Opposites really do attract I guess.

She has fell victim to the Dutch oven several times. You would think she would learn not to give me crap in bed by now.

Oh Amy I'm a smoking hot young boy toy of 29.

So this morning I was stumbling to the Dinning hall to grab some orange juice when another guy leaving the hall let the wettest ass burp, I have ever herd in my life, rip. I laughed so hard, I almost pee’d my paints, Almost. Then I smelled it and immediately passed out. Also funny.

Am I too old to laugh at fart jokes? What are some other things that you laugh at? Things that only children or teens should find funny.

I wouldn’t mind eating Jessica Alba, she looks delish! Oh wait you mean eat eat, not the tasty sexual stuff… Umm Ted hear is a rope. You know what to do.

15: Worked at Showplace 12, Movie theaters sounded like a cool job, they entice you with the 4.75/hr wage and the free movies (at midnight the day before the movie is released… Umm how many 15 yearolds are allowed out at midnight on a school night?) The job ended when Ing the manager (we all called her suffix) told me that somebody was sick in the bathroom and I had to go clean it up… somebody was sick is not how I would have described the situation in the bathroom. More like somebody was mugged and beaten to death with a terd. There was shit and vomit everywhere. So I respectfully told suffix to fuck off.

16: Jewel-Osco, Don’t ever work at a grocery store, ever! We would regularly use the produce as “male enhancements”. Hope you enjoy your next salad RA. }:-D There was also this horrifically slutty girl Amanda that did horrible things with produce. I think she was fired for trying to molest the pharmacist. I think she was abused or something. I don’t know I was young and more concerned with all her exposed bits and pieces. My life experience with Jewel ended when I got a girlfriend. She was pretty shallow and didn’t want to date a guy how worked at jewel. So I quit, had fun getting laid for a couple of weeks then dumped her. She didn’t like my Nintendo either, Bitch!

17: Home Depot Distribution center in Bolingbrook IL. Warehouses just suck. Oh the missing Peterson women’s house you could see it from the break area. I know where you put her Mr. Peterson.

That was pretty much my last crappy job. Well this one sucks too but it pays well. I would much rather retire now.

What! Get to it, your subject will be here at any moment, you must be prepared! You better fire up your Mr.Coffee pronto!

The whole BFF thing is just so so high school. And yeah they are buddies. I thought you would have come up with something snappy-er, a little wittier, you are the Queen after all.

Oh and your probably right about McCain Lieberman ticket too. I guess it was wishful thinking. Just think about it though. Two guys’ that have been ousted by their perspective parties take the white house. Now that is historic.

Oh my! BFF... really Sarah. I think that is a bit beneath the Thread Queen, no?

Well, I was thinking what would be good for the country, not party hardliners. I am really sick of party hardliners. Besides, Lieberman is pretty well respected on both sides of the aisle as well as McCain.

I think we could get a win with those two candidates. Do you really see the hard right voting for HRC? Obama? I don't, I think it would be a pretty cold day in hell before that happened.

Don't get my wrong, I am not a champion for McCain, I really don't see eye to eye with him much of the time, but he is always willing to deal with others. So He gets my vote. HRC, Shit I would rather eat my own liver, Obama might be a good candidate in 2 or 3 terms, but he doesn't have the knowledge to hold the office. His back and forth attitude on lot of subject shows that someone needs to throw him a towel because he is drowning.

I think McCain’s best VP would be Lieberman. Both are known for stepping across “party lines” And both look at things objectively. Two things this country needs right now.

Be careful everyone, I’m going to put this one down now. This thread is going down like old yeller. Remove all children from the room please, this won’t be pretty.


Rape what a wonderful thing… A couple of poachers killed two wolves today. Which is really upsetting, these two particular wolves were regulars to my little slice of frozen hell. I even named them. ( the Grey’s name Greyhair Monroe{from last of the Mohicans} and a Black, Koyukuk{ Alaskan native for sad hunter} being that she was black and well snow is white, the ultimate racist) Well this morning a trucker called into our station saying there were to skinned carcasses on the side of the road near our station.

Ever since it has spread all around the station. If you have never seen a large group of Alaska mountain men acting like a gaggle of school girls with skinned knees you might find it humorous. I would too if it wasn’t so sad. I mean there is no reason to hunt Wolves, there has never been one officially confirmed wolf attack on a human. One can not eat them… well maybe in China but, well look at Tibet do we really want to be in par with them?

Wolves are a lot like dog. They have personality. Often when I went off station to check equipment and they would track my snow tucker and lurk around and keep the polar bears away, they were my little puppies and I’m going to miss them. I hope the wildlife refuge agents catch them in Coldfoot.

hmm, I see why nobody showed up H ah a Just kidding, if you want you can send your left overs to Bitter Cold Alaska Pump station, it would be a huge morel booster. Some poachers killed a couple of local wolves and everyone is pretty bummed about it, they were like our pets. {:-/

I always liked the Salvation Army, Charrisa. One can find all kinds of cool bean vintage jeans in those places.

I find that I am totally disjointed from the friends I had in high school. The last time I was home (about 3 years ago) I met up with a few, and after a day or two of all out shenanigans (which I thought was just for old time sake) I was told that I had completely changed, in a bad way, and was too uptight.

Umm I thought one was suppose to grow up once out of school? Get a 401K buy a house, stop running naked through your hood because you are drunk, sleeping around with girls when you don't even know their names, trips to the local clinic because you have a strange rash and a yellow discharge. Yeah guys your right I am a terrible person for growing up.

I guess that is when I started to transform into the old guy with the water hose and the gigantic man eating mastiff, that is the scourge of north east Fairbanks.

MMmmmm I'm tasty }:-D

Yeah, I meant to ask you the other day, but was short on time and unable to post. I had some really good hate, ready for you to relay to your flaky dinner guest, but alas it is all used up. Sorry. So I was curious as to what you made.

Ok Charrisa Maybe I should have said, most commonly to smell like it has been fucked... Damn that doesn't work either. This isn't over; I will come up with something witty and smart.