Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

I need to clear this up a bit. It seems this has turned to sex… My intent was to fish for ideas on how to open him up to meet women. I’ve been married a long time now, so my “hooking” up skills are really lacking. I am pretty detached with what the social norms are. But the big problem is his shyness… I do not know how to over come that, I have always been a pretty outgoing guy (even if I am slightly disgruntled).

I and my friends have taken him under our wings. The running to the mail box was something that came about because the guy never had those experiences when he was a teen, so we all decided to make the bet. This is all that is man Sarah, your hubby has just been beaten into submission by his lovely duplicate Nazi. }:-D The pee sword fight didn’t actually happen I was making a “guy” point. I threw it in there because I know how much you enjoy my problems with the wee.

RA: We have been socializing him via me and my friends, He is however incredibly shy, we all agree it is time to introduce him to the opposite sex. But as I said earlier, the guy shuts down around women. Even ones he knows. We do take him to hockey games and what not, and he has grown a lot in the last 2 years, His mother hates me because he is growing up now. But she can pound sand.

Sarah: I was talking about a therapist ;-D thanks for the pointer though.

Rex: "the way of man"
Scratching when you have an itch.
Looking at attractive women or men if you swing that way.
hanging out with the Guys and doing guy things like; pee sword fighting, shooting propane canisters with flares behind them, drinking a lot so you have a reasonable excuse for your behavior... running naked to your mail box at the end of the street when it is -40 zero, because your football team lost. You know, sitting in between the cushions on the couch to annoy ones wife, you know, man things.

Sheila: Yeah he was an only child... really sad.

Charissa: Maybe you could bring your wee friend to Alaska and hook them up... he is pretty short too... about 5 ft.

He just doesn't need sex, he needs a lot of sex, and someone that will be patent and teach him what to do, and we are talking about a guy that had never seen a porno until last year.

No my friend is the 32 year old virgin, Let me tell you he needs a girlfriend. He was home schooled in the Alaskan bush, His father died when he was 7, so he was raised in solitude by his mother, I think she really messed him up. Almost criminal. The guy has no social skills at all; I worked with him for 2 years before I could get more then one word responses out of him, really sad actually.

I am however diligently schooling him on the way of the man. I have hope.

He is 32, never had a girlfriend, or guy friend. Think Bobby from the water boy. (Great movie, sad in real life)

I have invited him to my house quite a bit over the last couple of years, and it took him about 12 visits before he would talk to my wife. I need help on a case this severe. I am by no means a professional. (Honestly that’s what he really needs but would never go for it)

No my friend is the 32 year old virgin, Let me tell you he needs a girlfriend. He was home schooled in the Alaskan bush, His father died when he was 7, so he was raised in solitude by his mother, I think she really messed him up. Almost criminal. The guy has no social skills at all; I worked with him for 2 years before I could get more then one word responses out of him, really sad actually.

I am however diligently schooling him on the way of the man. I have hope.

And he was good in Memphis bell too.

Now that is something I can get excited about. There is a personal story I could extrapolate on, but I don't know if my wife would appreciate it.

1) Clear the rest of my lot (so the wife can do her gardening thing)
2) Get back in shape, taking two years off has made me flabby.
3) Try to un-successfully quit smoking again
4) Drink more
5) Find a cute bunny suit that will fit a 210lb. 6'4'' white guy.
6) Float the Yukon River
8) Find a girlfriend for my friend that is a 32 year old virgin.

I think this list is long enough; I wouldn't want to set myself up for failure.

I feel left out, I just can't get excited about baseball. It does nothing for me.

Ahhh have I found a proud owner of a rabbit?

You can drink and have sex at the same time, kinda brings a new meaning to sloppy seconds no? Hey you could even call it booze bump'n }:-D

Oh and please don’t get it in your, or your partner/s eyes, that could kill the moment for all present.

I challenge you to come to Alaska with your wee friend. Just please for her safety make sure she is wearing a rain coat and galoshes… Wait do they make rainwear for the super small?

Besides Alaska is a really big place, I think I would be hard to find… Unless you start asking around for the “asshole” almost everyone would say
“Nick… goodreads? Nope never herd of either.”
Then you could say “I can’t believe nobody knows this asshole!”
“Wait! Asshole you say, I only know of one asshole… Never bothered to learn his name, he lives over there.” Pointing off into the distant hills

You might have to talk to several people before you zero in on me. But I suppose it could be done.

Once again, I find myself on the outs… I smoke like there is no tomorrow, and will probably smoke until there really is no tomorrow. I have tried to quit. The gum, patch, pills, I even tried to make a tea out of a half empty pack once. I still smoke about a pack and a half a day. But hey that’s down from 2 ½ a day so I have progress.

Has anyone here besides me dreamed of using the facilities, just to wake up in a wet bed?

**NOTE** this usually happens after a hard night of drinking, usually.

Hmmm 1 year and 5 million in an off shore account. I guess my embezzlement plan worked “Screw you oil man! I got you fuckers ha ha ha!”

I think I would buy a submarine from ussubmarine.com and set sail, go to the barrier reef and hang out for a few months, and screw every aussi girl I could (they are Ffffffffine)

Snoozing cats; oiled hottie carriers, corn flakes'n'movies, and cake popping midgets. How exciting, this thread has obviously taken a turn for the best.

Now all I need to do id find a midget... I'll be sure to leave the coffee out of reach.

You could just tell her that she gained a little weight in Ireland and she may want to burn some calories before her friends see her?

"And look honey I bought a new treadmill, it's in the basement go have a look!"

But you are a girl so it is ok if you don't know how to drive... he he just kidding.

My midgets never really say anything; they just kinda look at me. I hate saying this but it creeps me out, to the point where I hope I never really meet one. I'm liable to throw my coffee at him/her and run away like a little school girl screaming. That would be embarrassing.

Hmm... Well I am a guy and I didn't even know these existed until this thread, so I am going to go ahead and throw my vote toward "GAY"