Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

you are refereing to Niles right?

I wonder if there are any similar clips of the coffee girl. The I guess I would go to Hellbucks instead.

Yeah, the coffee shop girl. Never talked to her,outside of ordering my coffee, don't know her name. However there is always a flutter of excitement.

I just don't see the "Carrot top" thing, How? Explain.

Sounds to me like she is a future "hoe" hater. Seems like your friend is doing something right.

'Cause your pretty when I'm drunk' Bloodhound gang.

RA: One tall guy to the next, I hate
“Your tall can you get that?”
Like I have a sign on my back, “public out of reach facilitator”. I don’t mind with my wife, she barely comes to my knees but strangers. Ugh!

Marla Singer : Fight club. The kind of women you can get you freak on with ;-p

Rebbecca Stamos… Mmmmm, tasty. What was her name in Xmen?

Yeah we were thinking of more along the lines of.... never. I like my space, and my things and I don't want to share my shit with some little shit.

" Those BOOBIES ARE MINE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Did I don't like to share

I was refering to timberlake

Well… If I absolutely had to… I don’t know Hitler? I mean If I’m going to get raped it should at lest be memorable…

Hold that thought… a little back story; my wife is obsessed with Project Runway. So every time I am home I see it. There is this little annoying “fierce” guy. I would do him. It wouldn’t be fast, and he wouldn’t enjoy it. That and he looks pretty feminine. I really don’t see what any women sees in any man. Gay women know the goods. Women are beautiful, guys not so much.

RA, my opinion of you just dropped to the floor. You couldn't have picked a more superficial person to give up your man-gina to?

I had a shoe box full of those...

I and my wife have decided to hold off on the whole breeding thing. I know I know, it will change our lives and all that. Sorry just not interested, we would make terrible parents and we know it. If I were unfortunate enough to have a daughter… well she would be the unfortunate one, I would raise her to be a rage'n lesbo, girl on girl porn at like 7 or something. In my attempts to keep lustful little bastards away from her, I would take her to cage fighting matches and teach her to kick ass… or beanbags. I would have a perv-dar installed on her 11th birthday. I am sure she would be miserable and hate me completely. Then wind up as a stripper or something worse.

Yeah I think we will continue with the BC.

I could be wrong here but I think the media is letting off on Iraq. Some think it is because of the new wave of progress (I know that is debatable) others might say after 5 years of having it shoved down everyone’s throat with no real evidence supporting either side people just got sick of it. Ratings you know... Or there is my stance... 1984 anyone?

So instead of hearing about things of important context we get...

Britney spears updates daily
The stock market
Weather
Pairs Hilton
Some actor OD'ing
Election news coverage (as long as the issues are not discussed, and so on you get the point you’re a smart guy.

Sorry maureen, can you cut and paste, I'm on a company computer, and the site is blocked.

"i wanna get high" cyprus hill?

Paul:
Random Anthony made a courageous point about the modern military (and got a light spanking for his trouble) – no, mostly the boys don’t join up for noble reasons, they want a job, and they fancy the macho life. It was ever thus. They don’t sign up with a burning desire to impart the rule of law on the heathen. They like the big tanks and all the hardware.
There are two sides on this one.

1) This statement is true. I didn’t know many teens that wanted to change the world, make it a better place, or save flood victims. The military is willing to give them; high powered assault rifles, machine guns, armored recon vehicles with a 20mm cannon, 155mm howitzers, M1a4 Abrams tanks, and Million dollar jets. The recruiters use this as a selling point.
2) This statement is false. Once their dreams of running threw an armory getting to finger fuck any piece of hardware they can get their hands on wears off. And their real training takes over. They not only know what is expected of them, but they believe. (Always going to be a 10% that just doesn’t care, in the Corps we referred to these as libo marines)

"smoke two joints" Sublime