Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

I have a fetish for pregnant women. This is really odd, since neither I nor my wife want children...

I was un-aware of the fight... But eh, yeah get back to work dude!

Ha ha ha YES! My wife busted up laughing when I shouted that. This as a matter of fact, was how everyone else found out what we were doing.

I was delving into many peoples taste just to make the point that there are endless differential elements to gain a successful "o" for your significant other.

One of the times my wife learned how childish I can be. It took place at a Halloween party... I was skeletor. From Heman.

I think any guy that gives a crap would want to know. If he doesn’t care then you probably shouldn't let him. It is not that hard.

Recipe for happy girlfriend/mate

Gentle touch
Slight tap
Wet finger
Firm squeeze from time to time (kind of like stirring occasionally)
Multable positions (nobody likes getting board, plus this allows Mr. Wood to relax a bit) such as, inverted skeletor thruster with clit stimulator, reverse cowgirl, fleeting lotus, crescent rose, and so on the possibilities are endless.
Plenty of kisses
A light dusting of groping
And toys.
Sex swing
Whips
Chains
Leather
Vinyl
Espresso

And if that doesn’t do it dude then just kill yourself.

MOST! Are you kidding? Are there really that many guy's out there that can't please a women?

ha ha ha RA!, I spilt coffee.

yep! I concur.

I bet;SR, howard,donald,chrissa,amy,brian,and somebody else could come up with some really good "Deep Thoughts".

If I were shameless enough to post some that I puked up you would all know that I was as shallow as amateur gay porn. So I'll just tell you instead they suck.

What rubbish. Even if that is true I couldn't handle any more "sensations" every guy on the planet would be a two pump chump. No fun for any party involved there. Besides this whole "quantity" of nerve endings thing seems fake to me. I mean their are women that can not have the big "o" if it was all about the nerves then everyone would be vary similar unless there was some damaged genes. Right?

See my mind went right into the gutter on that one.

I am un-successfully trying to come up with my own deep thoughts, but it just isn't working... I'm un-inspired I guess. Damn! This could have been good.

yes'um...

I guess I could try out the creative thing and post some of my own. He just had some really funny ones.

So somebody besides me remembers deep thoughts. Nice!

that was funny as hell SR.

Isn't it also a pleasure thing? I mean... ant eater or hockey stick.

A funny thing is if youre out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him youre going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

can you cut and paste it please, It is blocked on my work computer.

Umm SR... What kind of women are you messing around with? I mean just to have teeth there would be bad enough let alone sharp ones. Geww!

There is a very simple solution to that problem Amy... Really short sluttish skirts, preferably vinyl mmmm. Think about it }:-D

I wasn't implying that I just whip out my wiener and start pissing whenever I'm out side. (Imagining walking threw a packed parking lot, "oops gotta pee, eh that tire will do")But if I am outside working, I will go over to a bush or something. I don't see the big deal.

My wife yells at me when I pee in the yard. I have a really big yard, if I'm in the yard doing yard work why do I need to run a marathon to go to the bathroom? It is not as if I have someone’s house right next to mine. I don’t live in a fricking city. My dog pisses in the yard all the time, why doesn’t she yell at the dog.

Another question that I just thought of is why is she watching me do yard work… Oh she is in so much trouble when I get home. Thanks Amy, You just gave me some ammo for our next argument :D