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I was in my teens and my Aunt bout me this cast iron bank... it hand a spring loaded "golfer" on top, place the coin just so and push the golfers head BAM! the coin moved like an amoeba into the holding bank. LAME
Did you ever see the Reno911 movie... you know when the deputy falls "through" the beached whale. Heh!
Just playing the bad guy here but. Don't you think there is merit to letting nature thin out our population? I think more and more agree we are over populated. And yet every time nature tries to intervene we go and circumvent it. Just saying.
Yes, Larry, they can be very intimidating... Isn't it great!
What was that movie about the sonderkommando's? Grey zone? grey line... I just can't recall.
Snow dolphin saves the day!~Woot~!
See now you can change the thread title from creepy to, a thread that very nearly was creepy, but at the last moment was saved by Fido the snow dolphin
Lets not stray from the puppy video Sherrie. Come on focus.
Hmmm, this is disturbing so I am going to change gears in this thread:http://www.dogwork.com/dogsnow/
yes, just like an onion.
sorry, larry I don't recall where I found this. But it still brings tears to my eys.
Here ya go Rusty, just for you.Please be prepared to make your voice heard.....
Pending Legislation: The AWNAA Act
Washington, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The "Americans With No Abilities Act" (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
'Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,' said California Senator Barbara Boxer. 'We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.'
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability.
Private-sector industries with good records of "Non-discrimination against the Inept" include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement 'warehouse' stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
Under the "Americans With No Abilities Act," more than 25 million 'middle man' positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. This legislation will provide substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small- and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, 'Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?'
'As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey. 'This new law should be real good for people like me,' Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Senator Dick Durban (D-IL): 'As a Senator with No Abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.'
I hope you realize this is a joke... or, maybe it's not? Considering the ineptness and incompetence throughout the government... it could be real and this email was sent out, but NOT as a joke!
**ARGGGHHHH**
double standards.
Puppies always save the day.
No, Joe that would be waste managements job.
Right... I bet he pulls a willy nelson.
of course they might if they hired a bunch of breaker iners.
I think I would enjoy being a couch breaker(in)er... lazyboy hasn't gone under yet right?
Rusty, you just need to find your obscure niche,try these on fer size:... Ok I really did have some good names made up, but then the phone rang, and I am having a mental hiccup.
