Lemony Snicket


The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1)
The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3)
The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6)
The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)
The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #10)
The Hostile Hospital (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #8)
The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)
The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13)
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography
Who Could That Be at This Hour? (All the Wrong Questions, #1)
Lemony Snicket
If you jump for joy, you have a very good chance of experiencing a painful bump on the head, unless you make sure you are standing someplace with very high ceilings, which joyous people rarely do.
Lemony Snicket, The Vile Village

Lemony Snicket
The phrase "in the dark," as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, but also to the shadowy secrets of which one might be unaware. Every day, the sun goes down over all these secrets, and so everyone is in the dark in one way or another. If you are sunbathing in a park, for instance, but you do not know that a locked cabinet is buried fifty feet beneath your blanket, then you are in the dark even though you are not actually in the dark, whereas if you are on a midni ...more
Lemony Snicket, The End

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