Bart King's Blog, page 94
September 29, 2014
There is no wrong answer—but your final choice is binding.
Nice poll, Hollywood Library!
September 27, 2014
Oh, good one, Bart!
The Trail Blazers should give away cheap, kitschy tiaras to fans this season... you know, for "Bauble Head Night"?
— Bart King (@BartKing) September 27, 2014
September 24, 2014
September 23, 2014
This video raises a number of very disturbing questions
The Wallkill Mighty Mites out of Wallkill, NY, suffered this horrible tragedy. My questions:
1.) Why didn't the moms let go sooner?
2.) Why didn't the cheerleaders rush in to provide medical assistance?
3.) And finally, why-oh-why didn't more players pile on at the end?
September 21, 2014
This is my new Facebook profile picture
"Mrs. King, you're the new mother of a ... of a..."Thanks to Virginia M.! Via.
"Yes, doctor? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Let's just say it's 'zoologically improbable' and leave it at that."
This object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children
September 19, 2014
Synonym Rolls are delicious!
Of course, some people prefer the flavor of their opposite…
Tweeter's identity withheld,"Antonym's" by funny dude Mark Remy.
September 17, 2014
September 16, 2014
Watch the second guy from the bottom.
That's college football player Booker Mays pretending to have a heart attack. (Because faking heart attacks is an important strategy in sports!)
September 15, 2014
September 13, 2014
Oh, she'll have friends.
Imaginary friends!
