Bart King's Blog, page 90

My father-in-law is funny

ME: Everyone, the microwave just broke. FATHER-IN-LAW: So we're going cold turkey today?
— Bart King (@BartKing) November 28, 2014

Here's how to win hearts at the Thanksgiving table

Stand at the dinner table and proclaim: "Today we give thanks for the word 'squash'—an abbreviation of the Narragansett word 'asquutasquash'."
Then sit down to thunderous applause.

(Optional addition: "We also need to acknowledge the mistakes of our ancestors—for their blunders still haunt us today. [pause] I'm referring to the invention of creamed spinach.")

Now THIS is a headline

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"Tongue-in-cheek humor is for wussies. Right, Winston?"

I got to hang out with the neighbors' bulldog today. Good times!

Looking for a good gift book?

Badass Civil War Beards available here!

Dogs insist on good job titles

Anyone know where this came from? It's brilliant!

Happy Monday!

I'm stoked! Do you know what kind of weather we have outside?

That's right: BEANS 'N' WEANERS WEATHER!
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This fake punt is the worst fake punt in the history of fake punts

Thanks, Cal Football!

Hey, look—it's OboeCop

Austin Light had fun re-imagining slightly altered movie titles. Below is his take on "The Princess Ride"!