Bart King's Blog, page 88

Buying holiday gifts is tough!

So as you shop, try asking this question: Via.

You can run, but you can't quack!

Look what came in the mail!

These Chinese versions of the STUFF just came out. My favorite part? The last chapter in BOY STUFF is a semi-serious attack on video games.

So what ends up on its cover? A video game! 
But as my friend Patch said, the screen's not on. So maybe he's powering down and getting set to read. :)

Unfortunate Alphabet Books

"G is for gun"?!Via Awful Library Books.

Wassup, bro?

"Snapchat, 24-7 yo!"

(Okay, it's probably more like "This MySpace page is taking a long time to load."

But either way, the Teen Spot is where all the action is!

The thoughts of an author at a book signing

"Now then, I'll just write something clever . . . Hmm, nothing's coming to mind . . . Oh, I'll just sign it, that'll be easy . . . Good grief, what's my name?!"






Photo courtesy of the Oregon Historical Society.

CRIME ALERT

This dog has been stealing toboggans.

I have the perfect stocking stuffer gift

Admittedly, you may find that trachea's price a little hard to swallow.

Tragedy strikes Blazers fans!

At last night's Trail Blazer game, a flying Ford sedan crashed into section 209. There were no fatalities, but witnesses reported feeling deflated.

Stereographs were cool

In the early days of photography, people looked into stereographs to get a sense of motion. See, there were two slightly different images in each eye's viewer. So when you looked at them at the same time, you saw something like these GIFs.

Whoa. Now I'm starting to get dizzy...