Bart King's Blog, page 85

Okay, kids, first, you need to do some training...

And now I hope your arms are warmed up, so you're ready for the main event!

"I have a coffee for 'Dart'?"

"Um . . . okay. Thank you."
"Ha! I bet you like to play—"

"Bullseye."

EPIC FAILS on BookList!

There's a GIF ad up for my Epic Fail series over at BookList.com. Sweet!

"Hannah Storm—you're about to go on the air!"

*stiff-arms makeup assistant*

Kids today are TROUBLE

Stories here and here.

Clear my calendar!

Via.

BREAKING NEWS

Via.puddle splash victim vows revenge

It's never too cold to read

Hey, that must be a really chilling story. *rimshot*

My wife took this photo in Iowa this week. It snowed eight inches there in one day!

PUBLIC NOTICE!

The author of Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin, adopted that "R.R." as an homage to J.R.R. Tolkien. (Really.) 
This is clearly a key to successful writing—so I'm making a slight change to my name as well.
Sincerely,

BaRRt R.R. King

Want to know what happens if you remove music from the "MacGyver" intro?