Bart King's Blog, page 91

I've got the next game of Snookball

Science Fact: Helium affects the Thunder

Man, I'm feeling totally flammivomous today...

Flammivomous is a (thankfully) rare word meaning 'vomiting out flame'.
— The OED (@OED) November 7, 2014

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

As spotted by Charlie Burness in Manila.naia is a no wang-wang zone. please fall in line to avoid embarrassment

Writing cover blurbs for wholesome children's books is wonderful ... I bet!

Thanks to Dawn Cusick for asking me to write a blurb for her charming book Get the Scoop on Animal Puke!

The Phoenix Suns have a baby T-Rex

This is what Anthony Tolliver looked like when he saw it:

NOOOOOOOOOO

Somebody from middle school vividly remembers all of those embarrassing things you did. #scaryhalloweenfact
— Robert Brockway (@Brockway_LLC) October 31, 2014

WARNING: Be on the lookout for cyber thieves like this!

Via Andrew Bloch.

Black always makes for a sty-lish costume!

Via Twisted Doodles.Why will this pig never be bullied? Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

This is why Spider-Man hates grocery shopping