Bart King's Blog, page 95

I'm not writing much today. Instead, I have a big crafts project!

Via.

"Who wants to chest-bump me? Come on, someone chest-bump me!"

"Okay, coach. One chest-bump, coming up!"

Synonym dictionary humor is the BEST!

Via.

Sheesh, trombone players are ALWAYS in the way...

I was a big fan of Dewey Decimal and the Librarians' acoustic stuff...

...but after they "went electric," I just wanted to shush them!

Do you know what they have in heaven?

A peanut-butter sampling bar!

I love stories with happy endings!

Via.Have you seen your cat? He's mine now. I love him.

This just in—astronauts are sort of dorky

"For those about to ROCK—"

*interrupted by bottle nipple*Photo by Hazuki Nao.

Ever get the feeling that you've been cooped up for too long?

Me too!