Bart King's Blog, page 96

Conversation among a herd of deer when they meet a small white "deer"

I told my wife that I didn't need a bodyguard...

...but after she hired this one, I didn't have the heart to send him away.

I used to disapprove of dressing animals up in clothing.

Until now.

Please look at these water balloons bouncing in slow motion right now

*takes a step back*

Hey, you should move back, too. After all, that store is going to be close! (Via.)

In music, these are known as "subwoofers"

From Teckelwereld !

Hey, I have a good idea...

Let's all enroll for school at Hinds Community College! Sure, it's in Mississippi. But look, you can take e-classes anywhere. Even a goat can be a student!

CORRECTION: The goat is not a student.

Hamster wheel desk!

A sign that school's starting soon!

School's starting soon, so this 15-foot sign was erected outside Howe Elementary School (Culver City) to clarify student drop-off rules. I'm imagining a dad pulling over to puzzle this out. After taking notes and diagramming various flow charts, he smacks his forehead: "So, no parking 8 AM to 5 PM on weekdays!"
Then he gets a ticket for parking illegally, natch!

This is slightly mean...but mostly awesome!