Bart King's Blog, page 77

Sometimes I wonder if I'm accomplishing anything worthwhile.

Then I picture a kid cracking up so hard, his mom got worried, and I get back to it! (Via.)

Look out—the Road Warriors are ridin' dirty on their scooters!

♫♬ They see me rollin'They hatin'...Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirtyCop spot me doing 10 mph, thinks he got me clean
Asks, “Why so fast, sir—are you on that caffeine bean?”
So I tell the good officer about my restricted cuisine
“Plus, I’m headed to the doc to see about my spleen.”Ride with a new chick, she a real grownupShe got a bad hip, but keeps an eye on my carcinomaPlus, she makes sure my nap don’t turn into a coma. ♫♬

(No, seriously, I have a hard time waking up in the afternoon.)

Can someone call me an ambulance?

I seem to have suffered a little heart attack after discovering a small "person" in our garage. 
The Moral of the Story: Don't lend garage keys to neighbors!

Dang, I swore I'd never get a selfie-stick...

And now I have to break that promise! (Via.)

Hey, I found a tiny vending machine!

But it only takes small change. *rimshot*

Remind me to never tell you about how I got started in breakdancing

Looks like I need to get a new My Little Pony bass

Rainbow Dash forever!

If you're not familiar with this Little Pony, "Rainbow Dash loves to fly and is always ready to play a game, or go on an adventure. She is beyond loyal to her pony friends."
But wait a minute…Rainbow Dash doesn’t like to read? 
*cancels order* 
I need a Twilight Sparkle bass instead!
Bass design by Phoenix Vaithilincam.

"Polly wants a crack-up"

"Woman blames parrot and coffee for crashing her car"

This is how real men go shopping

Via.

Sightings from Abroad

Suzanne Taylor (publisher and creative director at Gibbs Smith) sent me this photo of the new editions of Girl and Boy Stuff at the London Book Fair. And my sister Kathleen spotted my books at The Coop . . . which serves as bookstore for both Harvard and M.I.T.!