Bart King's Blog, page 73
June 22, 2015
June 21, 2015
June 18, 2015
Give it a second...
This guy's totally out of his Element pic.twitter.com/O8EQIFvcqG— RoboSaurus (Eric) (@ewfeez) June 7, 2015
That's one tough cookie!
Kudos to this young baker, whose "Crapola Cookies" (from BOY STUFF) are disturbingly authentic! (And thank you to Jessa Works for sharing.)
June 14, 2015
"Oh Jimmy!"
My dad always said, "Don't bring a slingshot to a rocket launcher fight." (Provenance unknown!)
June 12, 2015
TGIT
It's Friday, which means TGIT—thank goodness I tweet!
SETTING: A birthday party. "So then the late Bart King—" "Hey, I'm right here!" "And you're not very punctual, are you?" ". . ."— Bart King (@BartKing) June 4, 2015
"Why're people just standing here looking at it? If you're not going to take a picture, get out!" —Girl in the crowd to see "The Mona Lisa"— Bart King (@BartKing) June 11, 2015
Working at home—alone—I've gotten in the habit of not closing the bathroom door. Yet when people ARE over, do I alter my behavior? *ahem*— Bart King (@BartKing) June 11, 2015
"Bart, why are you surrounded by armed escorts who are happily grinning?" "Cuz I wanted to be guardedly optimistic." *does a pop-and-lock*
— Bart King (@BartKing) June 10, 2015
This tidbit from today's paper is cracking me up. http://t.co/YaxSSj4K35 pic.twitter.com/OiMtKHixOK— Bart King (@BartKing) June 10, 2015
Dog owners are the worst.
So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him... pic.twitter.com/GhKg4zEcvo— XO (@JasmineMilton_) June 7, 2015
June 10, 2015
Whoa—this book looks pretty cool.
Dinosaur Art: The World's Greatest Paleoart is available here (and other places, too!).
