Bart King's Blog, page 74
June 9, 2015
June 8, 2015
June 7, 2015
"And what would you like to order, sir?"
"Um . . . the venison?""Excellent choice, sir!"Via The Atlantic.
June 5, 2015
Oh, you silly person, you!
*fond wag of the head*Via.
June 4, 2015
Do you know what Oliver Twist said to the Girl Scout?
"Please miss, I want Samoa."
Sign from here. (And if you don't know who Oliver Twist is, there's a hint below!)
June 3, 2015
I’m really angry right now!
It's infuriating that history says
Pedro Lascuráin
was President of Mexico for "between 15 to 56 minutes."I NEED AN EXACT NUMBER
(Also? Vote for Pedro!)
June 1, 2015
"Hi, I'd like to make a de-paws-it."
"And a woof-drawal!"
Sheesh, schoolbus drivers are a bit off-putting these days.
"warning: unattended children will be captured and used for medical experiments"
