Bart King's Blog, page 80

This sums up my life pretty nicely.

James T. Kirk, looking out the window of the Starship Enterprise:

 "Lepre-KHAAAAN!"

But I don't WANT to play "Butt Sniffin Pugs"!

Do you?

IMPORTANT

Chris Hallbeck is funny.
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Food/State Puns!

Chris Durso created these works of punny art. Hey, I thought of one! Everyone sing the title song for that cool musical, "Oklahoma":

"OOOK-lahummus, where the chickpeas come sweepin' down the plain
And garlic cloves follow in mighty droves—"

What? No good?

Fun Fact

The "thousand-yard stare" was invented for the Trix ad back in the 1940s. (Via.)

Be sure to get some exercise today!

What? A lot of dogs read this blog, y'know.

Don't wear it out!

Via.

Multiple Choice Question

This photo was taken at a pre-school. It proves that...

a. kids today are smarter than ever before. 

b. this preschool is unlicensed. 

c. I have no idea of who's reading my books!

Photo by Mark Remy. 

Want to read a short story?

There's a bridge in Colorado named Bob.

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