Bart King's Blog, page 105

Why is Batman always so serious?

Kerry Callen explains!

"I just swept the floor!"

Thanks for that, Stephanie Orma.

Won't someone save Aquaman?!

Nice work, DragonArte!

Don't you hate it when people just skim through their books?

Via Welcome to My World of Daydreams.

Want to read a really funny article I wrote?

Too bad! All I have is this lousy one that was in the Oregonian this weekend.

The greatest kids' book page in history!

Yes, that's a kitten in the helmet of a diving suit, looking out in wonderment at a big fish. It's a page from the rather strange book What Do You See Under the Sea? (Answer: kittens!)

Wait—a supervillain reviewed The Big Book of Superheroes?!

This Kid Reviews Books is known far and wide as the finest website of its kind in the world. Why? Well, it helps that the site's run by the mysterious super genius known only as "Erik."

And in honor of Star Wars Day (today!), TKRB has a special reviewer for The Big Book of Superheroes—Darth Vader. Check it out!

BTW, Darth Vader made me toast once. But it was a little on the dark side. Also, he threw out the first pitch at a Cincinnati Reds game the other night. It was surprisingly unimpressive!

I like this idea...

...but my turtle's buttons aren't working!

Ooh, don't let me forget...

I have a dentist's appointment tomorrow.regular brushing could have prevented this plaque

And so my lifelong spiritual quest comes to an end.

(Bonus: The bathroom was really nice!)