Bart King's Blog, page 109

Be careful with that... RUN!

Via.

Why do the librarians always look at me weird?

Via.knife throwing a practical guide book

I'm really good at pop-and-lock! Is it pop-and-lock?

"A group of evolutionary biologists say they have figured out exactly which dance movements catch a woman's eye."
And dang it—it's not pop-and-lock!

Yes, those ARE good names for boats.

But even so, these boats are not fuel efficient. Back in the olden days, ships got many thousands of miles to the galleon. (Via.) unsinkable II tug life

Is this the coolest email an author could get in the history of mankind?

Also? The ceiling hit the roof.

Man, you put an innocent "THIS DOOR IS ALARMED" sign up, and suddenly everyone's a comedian! My FB friends added quips like "The electrical outlet is shocked" and "The radiator is fuming". Via.

Want to win a free copy of The Big Book of Superheroes?

It's easy—just go to the GoodReads book giveaway! Heck, you might win a bunch of copies. (You could use them to make a lovely display.)

THIS IS WHY THE "JUMPING AT THE BEACH" PHOTOS MUST END

Not to worry—the baby was reportedly fine.

In my line of work, I have to read a LOT of books.

Like this one!

Prepare for stunning acts of athletic achievement!