Bart King's Blog, page 107
April 17, 2014
This just in—Superman has really bad taste
Published on April 17, 2014 16:00
I warm up for writing the same way that Patrick Beverly does for a game
Published on April 17, 2014 13:39
April 15, 2014
The Breakfast of Champions!

At first, I was super-happy! But then I saw what was really happening here:
—“Mom, this bagel tastes crummy.”
—“But it’s your favorite flavor! What happened?”
—“Well, I was eating it and then I opened this book. And now everything seems... WORSE.”
—“Emmet, put the book down now!” *sprays lighter fluid on it* “Now step back, son.” *lights match*
When I told C. this theory, and she wrote back: "OMG. It is almost as if you were in my house this morning and overhead our conversation. That's amazing! The boys love using our fire pit and we burn books regularly, so it was a pretty typical morning."
In conclusion, C. has a pretty great sense of humor.
Published on April 15, 2014 11:15
April 14, 2014
What a ripoff!
Published on April 14, 2014 12:52
April 13, 2014
*rimshot*


Published on April 13, 2014 11:37
April 11, 2014
Talking Superheroes on AM Northwest
The good people at AM Northwest invited me on today to talk about The Big Book of Superheroes.
In addition to hanging with host Helen Raptis, I also got to meet actor Ed Begley, Jr., writer/food expert Laura Brussell, and comedian Tommy Davidson. Super-awesome!
In addition to hanging with host Helen Raptis, I also got to meet actor Ed Begley, Jr., writer/food expert Laura Brussell, and comedian Tommy Davidson. Super-awesome!

Published on April 11, 2014 11:54
April 10, 2014
I can't wait—tell me NOW!!!!
Published on April 10, 2014 09:12
April 9, 2014
Note to Spider-Man: READ THE BOOK
The Big Book of Superheroes has a how-to chapter, with a section on "Flipping Off a Wall":
And this dude REALLY needs to read it!


Published on April 09, 2014 08:21
"Sidekick not included"? That's what little brothers are for!

Published on April 09, 2014 07:20
April 8, 2014
First review: THE BIG BOOK OF SUPERHEROES

Nephew: This is definitely Bart's best book.
Mom: Better than The Big Book of Boy Stuff?
Nephew: Oh yeah.
Mom: Better than Gross Stuff? Girl Stuff?
Nephew: Oh yeah.
Mom: Better than your Animal Encyclopedias?
Nephew: I wouldn't go that far.
Published on April 08, 2014 16:14