Bart King's Blog, page 102

Going camping? Look out for diyareeya.

Liesl Testwuide’s eight-year old son went to camp and wrote back about his adventures. They’re almost too good to be true, but for the moment, I’m giving this kid the benefit of the doubt!  

Weezer's drummer has really good hands.

Want to learn a secret?

This is the Chicago Bulls' logo. But turn it upside down……and it's a robot reading a book! (Via.)

WHY couldn't I have been there when this happened?

Zoo Vet Shoots Keeper During Gorilla Escape DrillA Spanish zoo vet shot a keeper with a tranquillizer dart when a gorilla escape drill went awry, knocking out the unfortunate victim who spent the next three days in hospital.
Zoo workers ran a drill "simulating the escape of a gorilla," said the Loro Park Zoo, in Spain's Canary Islands off the coast of Africa.
"One of the animal keepers of the terrestrial mammals was accidentally hit by a tranquillizer dart which the veterinarians have to have ready for such cases," Loro Park said in a statement.
Emergency medical services treated the keeper and sent him to the University Hospital of Tenerife, which discharged him Thursday after he had recovered from his gorilla tranquillizer shot.
"The employee has fully recovered," the zoo said...

The yearbooks are here! The yearbooks are here!

From here, here,  and here."Make-up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help you if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up." "If you like water, you already like 72% of me." "100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru."

The last panel is the one that got me.

Also, see if you get the "joke" between these two cool T-shirts! (Answer under the break; above comic from EliseComic.Tumblr, shirts by Haasbroek.)

"High five" and "food for thought."

"If you kids don't behave, I'm going to pull over and send you to the 4th level."

KIDS: Yaaaay!Via.

One-man band plays "Star Wars"... and he's pretty good!

Wow, good thing this door has a peephole...

One book giveaway is done...and check it out!

Einstein and Thor are the names of the two people who won copies of BIG BOOK OF SUPERHEROES. (Wow!) http://t.co/Jh6i2m6fpR
— Bart King (@BartKing) May 30, 2014