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Current List of Audiobooks

Greetings, folks!

As we were asked for a current list of audiobooks, here they are! (Alas, in somewhat no particular order, as we of the Furred & Frond Management are rather lazy.)

Enjoy, and happy listening!

RJ Blains Audiobooks Playing with FireHoofin ItHearth, Home, and HavocSerial Killer PrincessWhatever for HireOwl be YoursLast but not LeashedNo Kitten AroundBlending InCheetahs Never WinFowl PlayBurn, Baby, BurnHypnos Coming Soon: Water ViperWater WitchDouble Trouble Susan Copperfields...

Cute pictures of Cats, News from the Blain Household, and Life Goes On… Somewhat.

This morning, the females grandmother passed away after a battle with cancer. Mostly, theres a sense of relief. She had gotten to the point she slept in hospice, and it was a far better way to go than the other options.

Rest in peace, Granny. Say hi to the females daddy on the other side, please.

Since were taking a walk down memory lane, heres a picture of Tia the Majestic watching her daddy play video games.

She was a very good kitty, and the male and the female still miss her every day.

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Facebook Exclusive: House Lost at Sea Read-Along

Dear humans,

The current situation sucks. People are worried about money. People are also bored and stuck at home. As such, were posting a chapter a day of The House Lost at Sea in the Fantasy Worlds of RJ Blain facebook group. You will need a facebook account to read along.

We just ask you dont pirate the book.

Thank you, and enjoy.

P.S.: Yes, youll need a facebook account to be able to access the group. Make a disposable email, surf incognito, or do whatever else youd like to maintain your...

And so it begins.

Dear humans,

The moment the introverted female has been waiting for. It has finally arrived. We are under orders to shelter-in-place starting at midnight for three weeks.

The female is ready.

She has all of the treats we felines could ever need. We have the regular food, too

She has sufficient litter for us. We hope.

She has tasty treats for herself, mostly. (We were the love of her life so we got most of the treats. Thursday, she should receive a five pound bag of jolly ranchers, however....

The House Lost at Sea, other news, a Q&A session, and shenanigans!

If you follow us on facebook or read our newsletter, you have read most things in this blog post, human, but there are a few new things we want to tell you about! (There is a new Q&A answer at the bottom of this post for those who have read it on FB or the newsletter already.)

First, I love to sleep on my living bed. The female does a very good job of staying still for my enjoyment.

I thought you might want to know about this critical fact of life.

Now, onto business!

The House Lost at Sea...

Client from Hell: A Magically Hellish Comedy (with a body count) can now be pre-ordered!

Dear humans, please forgive the female. She has a migraine today. She wrote 260 words before she retreated into the dark to sulk. She was required to get out of bed to eat, and she’s not long for this world… at least for today. She even made a new legend in her tracking worksheet so she could mark days she had migraines and couldn’t realistically work.

260 words is better than no words, female. You did good.

See, you did so good I posed for you. Aren’t I adorable?

So, I bet you’re here about...

Building a Productivity Spreadsheet: Step by Step Guide (with pictures.) The Expanded Edition.

Dear humans, As there were a lot of questions and hesitancies about how to build the super fancy productivity spreadsheet, the Furred & Frond Management has decided to help out. By that, we’re going to build a brand new spreadsheet with you. The female was going to do this as a video, but the voice portion isn’t working and she’s not feeling up for fixing it. (It is a headache day.) Please note that we are not offering the spreadsheet for download. By doing so, the female would have to...

For Authors: Building a Productivity Spreadsheet

Dear humans,

The female started posting in-progress pictures of her new spreadsheet today, and as a result I have taken it upon myself to show off her hard work, expose all of her secrets, and teach you how you can build your own productivity worksheet.

Time Investment: 2-10 hours depending on Excel skill level, patience, and tendency to make everything nitpicky perfect. The less pitpicky you are, the faster it’ll go.

The female is developing some nitpicky tendencies, so she’s about three...

Book Reservation form for 20 Books Las Vegas signing (November 13, 2020 at Sam’s Town.)

Greetings, humans! The female has put together a list of books you can reserve for the book signing at Sam’s Town on November 13, 2020. Click, check the ones you want, and closer to the time of the event, the female will email you with the estimated total for all of your books and instructions on how to pick your books up at the signing!

You won’t pay for any of the books until the signing itself, and should you not be able to attend the signing or no longer want the books, it’s not an issue....

Witch & Wolf Sale plus a Book Fair!

Greetings, humans!

Witch & Wolf: The Complete Series is on sale for $0.99. It contains four of the female’s older books, which are Inquisitor, Winter Wolf, Blood Diamond, and Silver Bullet. They have recently undergone some polish and have been given chapter names.

It will return to its full price of $9.99 at the end of tomorrow, so if you like werewolves and the female’s oddballed sense of humor, now’s a good time to get your paws on this set–or gift it to a friend in need of werewolves.

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