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Blood Bound is now available as an Audiobook!

After waking in a shallow grave and clawing her way to freedom, Penelope Francis hunts for the rogue who stole her life and transformed her into a vampire. Despite being corrupted into a feared preternatural, she clings to her humanity and refuses to prey on innocents, instead slaking her thirst on other miscreant vampires.

In exchange for a chance at revenge, she joins forces with the charismatic master of the Lowrance brood, a choice that may spell the salvation – or destruction – of humani...

Last Day of the Sneaky Kitty Critic’s Book Faire! (May 22, 2020)

Dear humans,

We’re (not really) sorry we didn’t post anything yesterday. The female was busy playing SIMS4, and she refuses to be at all sorry about this. In good news, she didn’t become busy with SIMS4 until after she wrote some words on Booked for Murder. We’re very proud she was able to write yesterday.

Good job, female!

We hope you have enjoyed the book faire. We had fun with it, and we’re going to be doing another one after Catnapped releases next year. We might do them more often ...

Day Three of the Sneaky Kitty Critic’s Book Faire! (May 20, 2020)

Dear Humans,

20, 2020! 20, 2020! We of the Furred & Frond Management are highly amused by this. Today, we have five books for you! One is a friend’s, and she was chosen for a bookbub featured deal today! Rather than make a whole pretty picture entry for her, we’re giving you this link. We would love if you clicked! Victorian era, vampires. Need we tell you more? Also, we love the cover of this book hardcore. It is $0.99. We do now know when it ends. We just saw it was in the bookbub mailer th...

Day Two of the Sneaky Kitty Critic’s Book Faire. (May 19, 2020)

Dear humans,

We’re back with more books! Hoorah! We haven’t read any of the books featured today, so take your usual precautions. All these cool cats helped share Whatever for Hire and Grave Humor, for which we are very appreciative. The female has taken away our exclamation point. We find this annoying and distressing. How dare she?

Beastly Curse (Selene Drake.) Paranormal Romance. Contains adult-only smexy content. There seems to be a manback and tatts theme going on in this book faire....

Day One of The Sneaky Kitty Critic’s Book Faire (May 18, 2020)

Dear humans,

Today is the first day of the Sneaky Kitty Critics Thank You!! book faire for the super friendly people who helped spread word of Grave Humor! All prices listed are at time of posting. We will tell you if weve read the book or not!

Most of the books featured will be in the Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance genres, although we, with some help from the female, will be featuring titles from other genres. Some authors just shared the book because they wanted to, so we have chosen...

Catnapped: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) is now available for Pre-order!

When someone steals Dianas cat, a former lab animal rescued from deaths door, she calls on one of the most dangerous beings in the universe for help. Cutting a deal with the devil isnt the smartest move, but theres no way in hell shell abandon Mr. Flooferson the Magnificent to his fate.

Teaming up with the son of a demon, an angel, and one hell of a woman might push Diana to the limits of her courage and sanity. Unless she wants to sell her soul to the devil, she must cope with her new...

Let’s talk Audiobooks. Again.

This isnt precisely a happy post, although the female is very, very happy she made #141 on USA Today for Whatever for Hire. See?

Shes very excited and happy over this.

But, shes got something severely bothering her, so its time to talk about it.

After the current contracted Audiobooks are done, shes taking a break from them for a while. Simply put, they have approximately $20,000 in debt to earn back.

She cant just keep adding to their debt, which is exactly what she did this week with Water...

Grave Humor is now out in the wilds!

Hooray, humans! The day has come at long last. Grave Humor is now available at all major retailers for your enjoyment.

Heres a tiny snippet from the opening of the book for your enjoyment:

 
Had I been smarter or wiser, I never wouldve accepted the job offer at the funeral home. With my prospects few and far between, I hadnt had a choice, not really. Who else would hire an eighteen-year-old high school drop out?

I could type.

Dead bodies didnt bother me.

When the dead started chatting up a...

Whatever for Hire is on sale for $0.99, humans!

Today is the day! Whatever for Hire: a Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) is on sale for $0.99, and you can grab your copy over at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, or Apple Books. Hooray! Were excited. We hope you are, too.

Please enjoy this picture of a kitten. It is being used as one of the ad images for Whatever for Hire. We think its adorable. Look at that boop! Look at those pretty eyes! Look at the puffy fur!

Yeah. Kittens.

Well take ten. (What, male? We cant even have one?...

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly: Let’s talk book piracy, series, and some nicer things, too.

Dear humans,

The female has noticed some pirates have already started distributing copies of The Flame Game: a Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count.) We find this to be amusing because the female hasnt even written the book yet.

Hint: its a scam, virus, and/or a method of stealing your personal information. Those free books? Typically arent free.

But, it brings up the age-old discussion of piracy. (Including a brief interlude directly from the female.)

One day, the Mag Rom Com series...