Calvero's Blog, page 203

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

At least half of the kid I used to be. But with a beard and tattoos. And still with an adult sized...

Fan boobs = the best combatant against being snowed in. Email me...

Fan boobs = the best combatant against being snowed in. Email me yours and I will edit all of the pictures into an adult themed pop up/coffee table book called “The Fun Magical World of Dairy Pillows.”

Why?

Because as long as you wake up and still enjoy the smell of your own B.O. that’s coming from...

Has Katy Perry contacted you yet? I await the day I see you taking a picture with her or something :3

Considering I think she’s pretty without any makeup on, and that I find her funny when she...

I'm so fucking in love with you

If you really fucking love me you’ll let me shove two fingers down your throat as far as I can...

best place to write? pencil or pen? ever used a typewriter? are typewriters only for hipsters? favorite book? are you good at math? has katy perry ever reached out to you? have you ever reached out to her? are you wearing socks? do they match? are all of y

best place to write? McDonald’s.pencil or pen? I prefer to use blood seeping outta my own...

This is a very serious question— how many pillows do you sleep with?

I sleep in a padded room with numerous, beautiful naked women covered in Monopoly money. Sometimes I...

Calvero, is true love such a thing?

I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon in it and when I was done my oldest cat hopped up on...

I genuinely like you and would probably want to have crazy sex with you in real life but I also kinda hate you. Yea, you upset me. But you're lovely.

What an emotional roller coaster I’ve put you on. Sorry I’m such a dick.Will you still...

Unfortunatly I am snowed in as well :(

My middle cat is scratching at the door. He wants to go out. I feel like my heart is doing that...