Calvero's Blog, page 215
November 19, 2014
haunted banana slumber party
We were lying in bedtogetherwhen we heard wooden footstepswalking down the halloutside her...
Muttering the world “disenchanted” to yourself over and over and over until you finally...
Muttering the world “disenchanted” to yourself over and over and over until you finally...
November 17, 2014
November 15, 2014
"the nipples taste like nipples! the snozberries taste like...
"the nipples taste like nipples! the snozberries taste like snozberries!"
From my book someday i’m going to marry Katy Perry
November 7, 2014
Sitting in my basement tonight feels like sitting in an empty, above ground swimming pool.
There is...
Sitting in my basement tonight feels like sitting in an empty, above ground swimming pool.
There is...
There is...
November 4, 2014
be the monster people want you to be
I was standingin a self-checkout lineat Stop & Shop.There was one ladyahead of mebuying a lone...
November 3, 2014
my basement, 7:26 p.m. november 3rd, 2014
My childhood teddy bearis sittingon my printer.He is always sittingon my printer.He looks like a...
