Calvero's Blog, page 207
January 17, 2015
Licking assholes, licking assholes, licking assholes.
Licking assholes, licking assholes, licking assholes.
If you wanna lose followers, mention licking assholes.
If you wanna lose followers, mention licking assholes.
The next book I wanna write? “Licking Asshole For Dummies”
The next book I wanna write? “Licking Asshole For Dummies”
January 14, 2015
my framed, severed dick beat the shit outta andy warhol’s “flowers” (an original CalveroBanana)
Not too long ago,I cut off my dickand framed itand hung it overthe mantle.You wouldn’t...
peace—love—sex:
Got calveropoetry ‘s book in the...
Got calveropoetry ‘s book in the mail today! Can’t wait to read :)
Cut to a few days later when the book has been read, hands on head, shaking head slowly back and forth in disbelief, softly muttering “What a ripoff… What a god damn ripoff…”
No but really. Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
January 13, 2015
Writing a poem, rereading it, and then laughing maniacally to yourself like a mad scientist because...
Writing a poem, rereading it, and then laughing maniacally to yourself like a mad scientist because...
January 11, 2015
if i moved to Paris then i’d finally become a famous writer
If I moved to Paristhen I’d finally becomea famous writer.I’d sit in cafesand eat croissantsand...
January 10, 2015
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the...
Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the...
January 9, 2015
January 8, 2015
Is a pretty girl that loves Green Day and cats so much to ask for?
Is a pretty girl that loves Green Day and cats so much to ask for?
