Calvero's Blog, page 206
January 28, 2015
emily-the-poetess:
READ ALL THE POETRY!
•Mayakovsky’s Revolver...
READ ALL THE POETRY!
•Mayakovsky’s Revolver by Matthew Dickman
•Someday I’m Going To Marry Katy Perry by calveropoetry
•The Madness Vase by Andrea Gibson
January 27, 2015
January 25, 2015
finding out your mom has cancer
January 20, 2015
Do you ever look at the melted ice in the bottom of your iced coffee cup and feel like it’s a...
January 19, 2015
This is how I, Calvero, pull into a crowded Taco Bell parking...
This is how I, Calvero, pull into a crowded Taco Bell parking lot when I haven’t eaten all day and I’m starving.
January 18, 2015
"i know a great place where you can rent a bear costume for...
"i know a great place where you can rent a bear costume for pretty cheap"
This is for Alyssa.
Please hang in there, love. I’m thinking good, warm, fuzzy thoughts for you.
Good, warm and fuzzy. Like cats.
I’m thinking “cats” for you.
My book of poetry, someday i’m going to marry Katy...
My book of poetry, someday i’m going to marry Katy Perry
Available now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble.com and Powell’s Books.
January 17, 2015
"If you really wanna lose shitty followers, stop talking about...
"If you really wanna lose shitty followers, stop talking about licking assholes and start showing them. Hope this helps."
Aw, thanks, Melissa. You’re a peach. We’ll see.
Keep ‘em coming.
ev0l:
that calvero dude is fucking trash man
i apologize if some of you find him worth reading but...
that calvero dude is fucking trash man
i apologize if some of you find him worth reading but...
