Calvero's Blog, page 205
February 14, 2015
I never want my cum in any other girl’s mouth.
Be my valentine.
I never want my cum in any other girl’s mouth.
Be my valentine.
Be my valentine.
February 12, 2015
Last night I met this new person and after a few minutes I worked up the courage to look behind her...
Last night I met this new person and after a few minutes I worked up the courage to look behind her...
February 10, 2015
calveropoetry:
"the pretty girl and the stray cat"
From my...
February 7, 2015
If I treated others the way I treat myself I’d be in jail, waiting on my death sentence.
If I treated others the way I treat myself I’d be in jail, waiting on my death sentence.
February 4, 2015
Does anyone else genuinely get excited when they have to poop? Like you’re looking forward to...
Does anyone else genuinely get excited when they have to poop? Like you’re looking forward to...
February 2, 2015
people are a flock of self-absorbed, stupid birds sitting on a telephone wire and you are the car parked underneath them that they are unknowingly/knowingly shitting on
The world would bea much better placeif people spentmore timealone.The world would bea much better...
January 30, 2015
I feel like playing spin the bottle with a circle full of cobra snakes right about now.
I feel like playing spin the bottle with a circle full of cobra snakes right about now.
January 29, 2015
Surprisingly, I just heard The Buzzcocks blasting outta the PA speakers at the mall and thought,...
Surprisingly, I just heard The Buzzcocks blasting outta the PA speakers at the mall and thought,...
January 28, 2015
Taco Bell is like the girlfriend who is always there for you. No matter what time or day it...
Taco Bell is like the girlfriend who is always there for you. No matter what time or day it...
