Calvero's Blog, page 199
March 11, 2015
March 10, 2015
Alternate title for “Fast & Furious 7?”
"We Can’t Believe You’ve Been...
Alternate title for “Fast & Furious 7?”
"We Can’t Believe You’ve Been...
"We Can’t Believe You’ve Been...
March 9, 2015
March 6, 2015
Right now I’m having to strongly resist the urge to go and sit in the corner of my room and...
Right now I’m having to strongly resist the urge to go and sit in the corner of my room and...
Be honest with yourself.
Admit you have no idea what you’re doing.
And find supreme...
Be honest with yourself.
Admit you have no idea what you’re doing.
And find supreme...
Admit you have no idea what you’re doing.
And find supreme...
keys2myladybits:
Look at what I found! ☺️ Lol, I HAD to tag...
March 5, 2015
Meat Boy is Sitting in McDonald's: Part 1 | Calvero
thatlitsite:
Meat Boy is sitting in McDonald’s, alone, looking out the window.
It is very blue...
Meat Boy is sitting in McDonald’s, alone, looking out the window.
It is very blue...
Command-Option-Esc, my life.
Command-Option-Esc, my life.
Stoked to announce that Thought Catalog will be releasing an...
Stoked to announce that Thought Catalog will be releasing an e-book collection of my prose titled, i won’t be happy until the sun is unhappy. The e-book will include the novelette “ex-kids,” the brief fictional memoirs “meat boy is sitting in McDonald’s,” and a few other stories and/or prose pieces as well as 80+ photos of me in a bikini, all soapy and wet while washing a Ferrari down with a hose. Ya know… just to make sure the ebook sells.
More on this to come, my lovely sluts.
Much love,
Calvero
March 4, 2015
My cat is more punk rock than your cat.
My cat is more punk rock than your cat.
