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I’m Too Tired To Write A Post Today

I’m too tired to write a post today.

So tired.

Now I Can Update My “Buy My Books” Post!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep released yesterday. That means I can update my “Buy My Books” post!

Buy my books!

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Isn’t life grand?

I Actually Found A Dorothy Lynch Meme

I actually found a Dorothy Lynch meme:

I’m kind of surprised, though I only found one and I have no idea what it means. Dorothy Lynch is pretty regional to Nebraska and is kind of limited to an older folks market, which doesn’t make it very meme-worthy. Kind of funny that I found one at all, even such as it is.

“Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep” Release And Reading Event at BookBar Tomorrow!

The release and reading event for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep is tomorrow at the BookBar in Denver!

July 1, 2018, 5:00PM, 4280 Tennyson St, Denver, Colorado 80212

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Check out the Facebook event page to let us know you’re coming.

Why Haven’t We Made A Salad Like The Chef Based On This?

How many of you grew up with an egg slicer in your kitchen utensil drawer that you never actually used because it was just for slicing hard boiled eggs for chef salad and that was way too much work at home to make? Well, that’s really beside the point. The important point is determining why no one ever came up with a similar famous salad based on this:

That would be WAY better. GET ON THIS, PEOPLE!!!!!

Great. Now I’m Craving Dorothy Lynch.

Great, now I’m craving Dorothy Lynch. All I wanted to do was make a David Lynch/salad dressing joke yesterday. Now I’m actually craving the salad dressing. I don’t know why, I remember it being like French dressing but with more corn syrup. I prefer normally to stick to a low calorie Italian. Now I want some of this again, bad for me as it is, and I’m not sure why.

I’m sure it’s some kind of childhood nostalgia thing. So many things are.

This Is Lynchian

Well, this is Lynchian.

Don’t you think?

Are You Ever Completely Surprised That A Game Show Is Back On The Air?

Are you ever surprised a game show is back on the air? Seriously, you hear people talking about it and you think people are talking about a thirty year old show, but the title is a bit off? Then you find out they actually remade it even though it was a show that bored the crap out of you thirty years ago, something you watched only when absolutely NOTHING else was on?

I just don’t understand sometimes.

It’s Almost As If There’s Some Kind Of Plan To Life

I just thought about something.

– I hate shaving.

– I don’t like how it feels to have a beard or mustache.

– I enjoy complaining.

See how it all works out? It’s almost as if someone designed this all…

“Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep” Release And Reading Event at BookBar In One Week!

One week until the release and reading event for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep at the BookBar in Denver!

July 1, 2018, 5:00PM, 4280 Tennyson St, Denver, Colorado 80212

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Check out the Facebook event page to let us know you’re coming.