Why Haven’t We Made A Salad Like The Chef Based On This?

How many of you grew up with an egg slicer in your kitchen utensil drawer that you never actually used because it was just for slicing hard boiled eggs for chef salad and that was way too much work at home to make? Well, that’s really beside the point. The important point is determining why no one ever came up with a similar famous salad based on this:

That would be WAY better. GET ON THIS, PEOPLE!!!!!