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Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Nine

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-nine: follow me for more recipes.

Just trying to be helpful in this trying time.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Eight

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-eight: be lazy. Why not? Even the spam commenters are doing it. This one didn’t even bother completing a full thought:

s out of contract at Old Trafford next summer having signed a four-and-a-half-year contract in January 2014.

Granted, there are a few people who might have already been doing this one without my inspiration.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Seven

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-seven: hope that this ends someday soon so I’ll stop doing these posts.

It has to end eventually, right?

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Six

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-six: start a TV network.

Got to help out all the other people trying to stay inside.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Five

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-five: figure out who killed Laura Palmer.

This won’t take long since we already know.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Four

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-four: make some memes.

Seriously, I need more memes if I’m going to get through this.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Three

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-three: bake a cake. Be sure not to touch it and then let me have a piece.

I may have done this one just to get a piece of cake.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-Two

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-two: 52 card pickup.

Sure, this might be more fun if you could be near someone to pull this trick on, but that isn’t necessary to pass time.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty-One

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty-one: painstakingly create a model of the Smurf village using mashed potatoes and blue food coloring, and then dress up as Gargamel and destroy it.

You’d be surprised what a remarkable sense of accomplishment this brings.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Fifty

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day fifty: spend just a little time learning about the Battle of Puebla since you do that jerky thing and go out to celebrate ignorance with cheap tacos, Bud Light, fake mustaches, and awful sombreros.

Even just a little?