David S. Atkinson's Blog, page 13
June 23, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Nine
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-nine: come up with a way to beat COVID-19.
Hint: it’s to stay isolated and to wear masks whenever around people until the transmission rate is low enough for long enough that it dies out. It’s not that difficult.
June 22, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Eight
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-eight: stop buying stuff you don’t need on the Internet.
I know you’re doing it because I’m doing it.
June 21, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Seven
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-seven: get ready for the triple digits of this.
We’re almost there. Only a couple more days.
June 20, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Six
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-six: wonder why the hell someone would make a spam comment with this kind of text.
The killing off of entire species of wild life in Africa is a very radical proposition, to say the least. She was, however, able to lucidly get her point across. Besides that, I have nothing more to commend about her.
What the hell kind of post is this supposed to be generally applicable for? Aren’t spam comments supposed to be generically applicable since they’re just going to be smeared across tons of posts indiscriminately? Who thought this would be able to surreptitiously carry a spam link?
June 19, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Five
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-five: celebrate Juneteenth!
June 18, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Four
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-four: study the definition of isolated, because some people aren’t getting it.
The length of time we have to do this depends on how well we do this. We can make this take soooooooo much longer.
June 17, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Three
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-three: imagine we had a version of the Pinball Number Count for the current day number of isolation.
You know it’s running through your head now.
June 16, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-Two
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-two: try to figure out where the treadmills came from and what happened to the snowblowers.
Two stage blowers can generally handle rough terrain or operate and then there is a loose surface, such as gravel, because these types of blowers are manufactured with the auger that doesn’t directly touch the ground. A lot of consumers on tight budgets tend not to end up with a snow blowerr fitting their various needs.
If you like to go green, these treadmills are not
well suited for you as they cause pollution.
What the hell kind of treadmill pollutes?
June 15, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety-One
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety-one: buy my books again.
I’m going to keep doing this twice a month. All we need to do is end the isolation and I’ll go back to normal twice a month book plugs.
June 14, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Ninety
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day ninety: write a letter to Olive Garden telling them how much you liked their Black Hole Sun video.
Bonus points if you request a signed flannel.
