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July 13, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Nineteen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and nineteen: beware the Ides of July.
No reason to stop bewaring just because of being isolated at home. July still has Ides, and they’re still coming.
July 12, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Eighteen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and eighteen: drink some coffee.
For the people who have already been doing that: What? You’ve been doing that already?!
For the people who haven’t already been doing that and don’t want to: Okay, then don’t.
July 11, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Seventeen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and seventeen: become intoxicated and try to start a salsa company.
Bonus points if you know the writer this idea (mine, not the meme) references.
July 10, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Sixteen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and sixteen: get ahead on some chores.
You’ll save time, which is utterly unnecessary right now.
July 9, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Fifteen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and fifteen: check out The Box Man by Kōbō Abe.
Then you can learn to be isolating at home wherever you go.
July 8, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Fourteen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and fourteen: go to make a pork sausage and find that it’s got hairs all over it.
Then you can give people a look that chills them to this day.
July 7, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Thirteen
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and thirteen: clean up fireworks trash.
I have a feeling we’ll all be doing that for a while this year.
July 6, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred Twelve
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred twelve: watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Ha! I don’t have a hat.
July 5, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred Eleven
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred eleven: holy crap, 111?
111? Jesus Christ.
July 4, 2020
Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day One Hundred And Ten
Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day one hundred and ten: refrain from blowing off fireworks.
Yeah, it’s actually the fourth now, but that isn’t so special when you’ve already been blowing off fireworks for a month now. It’s all used up. It’s meaningless now.
