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Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Nine

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-nine: prepare for the upcoming summer solstice, which given 2020 will probably correspond to some kind of sun-based apocalypse.

You know, as 2020 does.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Eight

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-eight: learn that Patrick Star is Dauber and be less surprised than when you learned that Mr. Krabs is the Kurgan.

These two characters kind of fit together.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Seven

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-seven: wonder how much longer I’m going to do this.

Hint: it’ll be for a while. I can work at home almost as easily as in the office and I’ve been encouraged to continue doing that if possible for the conceivable future given the lack of a vaccine.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Six

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-six: study at home for a better career in TV/VCR repair.

Man, this seemed like an outdated career back when it was current.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Five

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-five: take bets on when this will take a turn for the worse since so many people are acting like it’s done already.

Seriously, stay careful out there.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Four

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-four: get into a fight with someone (spouse, roommate, person with whom you are in a relationship, friend, colleague, stranger, yourself, etc) about toilet paper (the appropriate way to hang, not replacing, etc).

This is a fine American tradition.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Three

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-three: write to your congressperson and demand that they put a stop to that Sonoma chicken salad at Whole Foods.

I mean, that stuff has grapes in it. Go with the Tarragon or classic instead.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-Two

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-two: learn to recognize the things that are not actually limits but instead merely heights you simply never imagined you could reach.

I believe in you.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty-One

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty-one: start a campaign to bring back a random product that died off in the 80s. Might I make a suggestion?

I frickin loved that cereal.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Eighty

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day eighty: try to collect a full set of this brand of dumbbells from Target.

It’ll be tougher than it seems. I’ve been trying to get the 15lb ones for either in store pickup or delivery since 3/16. Best I’ve been able to get up until yesterday is an indication that they were at a store but not available for delivery or pickup, gone of course when I get there. They just let me order for delivery finally, but the estimated date just got moved from 6/4 to 6/16, so we’ll see if they end up arriving.