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Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Nine

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-nine: listen to this (Jesus Christ Superstar: “Trial Before Pilate (39 Lashes)”):

I’ve been thinking about doing this one for over a week.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Eight

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-eight: how about a sing-along?

This is far from the first time I’ve put this commercial on this blog.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Seven

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-seven: establish once and for all whether chocolate is better added to peanut butter or peanut butter is better added to chocolate.

I’m suddenly trying to imagine it being normal to eat an open tub of peanut butter with your fingers while walking down the street.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Six

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-six: Ummmm…chef?

Am I getting bored of this? Are you? Let’s see what happens next.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Five

Yesterday I was insensitive again. I suggested becoming a vampire so you could spill a bag of rice on your floor so you have to count all the grains each time you go by to pass the time. I forgot that many people may not have been able to get a bag of rice due to distribution channel problems, hoarding, money, and all that. No worries. I can fix this. Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-five: make your own rice out of glue and house hold dust.

It’ll be fine. You’re going to count it, not eat it.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Four

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-four: become your own vampire! No, no blood drinking. Social distancing prevents that. Instead, spill a bag of rice on your floor so you have to count all the grains each time you go by. That will pass loads of time.

I wonder if this is a bad idea for any reason?

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Three

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-three: forget the formal rules of croquet.

See? I told you yesterday this would be worth it. Now we’ve managed to pass two days worth of time and STILL aren’t burdened with the formal rules of croquet. Win-win.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Two

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-two: learn the formal rules of croquet.

I know this will be tough inside the house, but it will be worth is. Just see tomorrow.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-One

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-one: Buy my books again!

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Yeah, just making the bi-monthly book plug fit the current quarantine theme.

Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty

Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty: read spam comment haiku.

Hello to all

In this puzzling forthwith, I honey you all

Appreciate your relations and friends

The absurdity might be enough to keep you sane. Or not, it doesn’t really matter.