Ideas For Things To Do At Home While Isolating Day Thirty-Five

Yesterday I was insensitive again. I suggested becoming a vampire so you could spill a bag of rice on your floor so you have to count all the grains each time you go by to pass the time. I forgot that many people may not have been able to get a bag of rice due to distribution channel problems, hoarding, money, and all that. No worries. I can fix this. Ideas for things to do at home while isolating day thirty-five: make your own rice out of glue and house hold dust.

It’ll be fine. You’re going to count it, not eat it.