K.D. Jones's Blog, page 12
September 17, 2013
Good Dates Are Hard to Find
It has been a long time since I actually dated. That might be a good thing, because from what I remember, I had some pretty aweful ones. Here are a few. It's hard for me to pick the worst of them.
1) My date kept adjusting the mirror on passenger's visor so that he could look up my short skirt.
2) Met a blind date at a public place for security reasons, only to have him follow me home without me knowing. Then he comes back another day without calling first.
3) A guy asked me out to the movies. He picked me up and took me to the movie theatre. He ordered the tickets and then turned to me expecting me to pay for it.
4) I went out with a guy and found out during the date that he was married.
5) Me and my date was making out in the car when a cop pulls. It was humiliating enough but then I get a ticket because the guy I was with had his seat belt off and I was in the drivers seat.
6) I was making out with my date and his mother walks in on us.
These were only a few. What were your bad dates?
KD
September 16, 2013
Gulity Pleasures: DWTS
Yes, I absolutely love Dancing With the Stars. I think Tristan is hot hot hot! I really like all the celebrities on there this year. My picks for the top three right now are Elizabeth Berkley, Amber Riley, and Corbin Bleu.
Who are your top picks?
KD
September 15, 2013
Celebrity Fantasy
This is a little game I call ... Celebrity Fantasy. Not like Football Fantasy that the men all get into and I have no idea what it is all about. This is my Celebrity Fantasy. It is done all in fun. I answer the following questions.
Which Celebrity do I think is most like me? (does not have to look like me)
Drew Barrymore.
Which Celebrity would I see as my perfect spouse?
Tom Hanks or Harrison Ford
Which Celebrity would I have an affair with?
Alexander Skarsgard
How about you? Who is your Celebrity Fantasy?
KD Jones
September 12, 2013
No One Does It Better Than Buffy
I miss my Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I still watch the reruns as much as possible. Here are some Buffy quotes from the show for you all to enjoy.
• "I won't wear my button that says, "I'm a Slayer. Ask me how!" -- Buffy
• "I'm gonna need a weapon. I'm gonna need a big weapon." -- Buffy
• "A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer." -- Buffy
• "To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy
• "We killed each other. It really promotes togetherness." -- Buffy
• "I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -- Buffy
• "I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Or is that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?" -- Buffy
• "But who am I kidding? Dates are things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of." -- Buffy
• "So are you going to kill me or are we just making small talk?" -- Buffy
• "I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not going to get way extra-curricular with it." -- Buffy
• "I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?" -- Buffy
• "We saved the world. I say we have to party." -- Buffy
• "Come on, we fight monsters, this is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat them up, and they go away." -- Buffy
• "You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble." -- Buffy
• "That probably would've sounded more convincing if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas."-- Buffy
Let's watch an episode.
KD Jones
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September 8, 2013
NEW RELEASE - Leaving Triad
NEW RELEASE on Tuesday September 10th
Leaving Triad by KD Jones and Jessica Anderson
Emily Davis is desperate to get off the planet. Reports of the sun’s inevitable explosion were wreaking havoc about the inhabitants of the Triad Galaxies. No planet within the three galaxies surrounding the sun will survive. The one problem holding her up? Her boyfriend, Jeremy Stone. Jeremy thinks the whole story about the sun exploding is made up. He fights her at every turn. At the last moment, Emily is able to convince Jeremy to take the alien ship, the Galactic Star.
Captain Zor heard Terra is looking for more evacuation ships. He decides to leave his pirating days behind and make a legitimate business move. He didn’t expect the chaos he found when he landed on Terra. The humans were knocking one another around trying to get to a ship. He could care less for the humans. That is until he spotted her boarding his ship. The human female is the most beautiful creature he has ever laid eyes upon. He wants her instantly. The problem is, she has a boyfriend—a whiny, abusive boyfriend.
As the Galactic Star takes Emily further from the only home she has ever known, she realizes her relationship with Jeremy isn’t what it should be. Trouble arises and she has only one person she can turn to, Captain Zor.
Will Emily decide to stay with Jeremy? Will Zor be able to fight his attraction for the human female? What troubles will they find while leaving Triad?
September 4, 2013
To Speed or Not to Speed
I got busted the other day for speeding. I had always been such a slow driver that people called me a 'granny' driver and hated driving behind me. But I had gotten a new car and was not used to how fast it can go. My son was with me and he kept asking me if we were going to jail. He was worried there wouldn't be internet connection so that he could keep playing his game. The officer was nice enough to let me off with a warning. I will difinitely be more careful about my speed.
I found a joke about speeding on-line that I thought I would share.
Time to Stop
A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.
Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO, 'the young lady yelled back, 'IT's A SCARF!'
Happy Driving!
KD Jones
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http://www.guy-sports.com/months/joke...
August 31, 2013
Hello There!
I called someone today. I picked up the phone, dialed the number, and then talked to them. I didn't text them or send them an instant message or contact them through Twitter or Facebook. It was a good old fashion phone call. Now don't get me wrong, I still like to do all those other things to to keep in touch with people. But sometimes, the old ways are just as affective. Here are some interesting facts collected in 2013 about the social network:
1.11 Billion people use Facebook
500 Million people use Twitter
343 Million people use Google Plus
216.3 Million people use Tumber
100 Million people use Instagram
vs
Out of the world’s estimated 7 billion people, 6 billion have access to mobile phones.
I encourage you all to pick up the phone and dial the number next time. Say "Hello" and let the person on the other end know you care.
Talk with you all later!
KD Jones
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August 25, 2013
How to Loose A Guy
So I was watching the movie How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days with Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. It is about a girl who is writing an article on all the different mistakes women make while dating that turn men away. The man she picks to test these mistakes out on is an advertising executive and ladies' man who, to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a woman fall in love with him in 10 days. To win his bet he has to put up with all these mistakes that the girl does despite how badly he wants to end things. Though some of these things that she does in the movies are over the top, they have some truths to them.
Some of the things she does in the movie are:
1) Invade his batchelor pad and begin leaving her girly things there.
2) Accuses him of looking at other women and saying that he thought she was fat.
3) Interrupts his night with the guys.
4) Calling him while he is at work.
5) Becomes clingy.
Watching the character do these things was quite funny, but I can also see that these are things that I have done myself. What are some things that you have done or know someone else has done that has turned a guy away?
KD Jones
August 21, 2013
Back To School!!!
I hated going back to school when I was a kid. I loved the school supplies though. Now that I am older and a Mom, I am thrilled that school is starting back. So here are a few back to school jokes that I found online that I thought might make you all laugh.
Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
You can find these jokes and more at the following link http://boyslife.org/features/32016/ba...
Have a laugh!
KD Jones
August 19, 2013
Monday's Confession: ORGASM Writing.
I write science fiction/fantasy romance. Soft porn to some and erotic fiction to others. No matter how you word it, I write about steaming, hot sex. And I love it!
But to write a good sex scene I have to channel feelings, experiences, and every kind of stimuli out there to get my results. It's also not just about the sex act itself. There's other things to be considered. Location, timing, and person/s involved. Is it between two people or more? Is it between a man and a woman or a woman and two men? Is it involving mastubating? Oral sex? What positions should you use for that scene? Doggy style or standing up?
When the logistics is all figured out, I get down to the nitty gritty. So here's my confession: I get hot and bothered from the scenes I write. My opinion of the whole thing is, if I don't almost orgasm from writing it then it's not hot enough, sexy enough, or dirty enough. I go back in and write the scene over and over and over until it gets all my bits and pieces hard and ready.
So enjoy reading my love scenes because I certainly enjoy writing them.
Happy Reading!
KD Jones
