To Speed or Not to Speed

I got busted the other day for speeding. I had always been such a slow driver that people called me a 'granny' driver and hated driving behind me. But I had gotten a new car and was not used to how fast it can go. My son was with me and he kept asking me if we were going to jail. He was worried there wouldn't be internet connection so that he could keep playing his game. The officer was nice enough to let me off with a warning. I will difinitely be more careful about my speed.

 

I found a joke about speeding on-line that I thought I would share.

 

 

 

Time to Stop

 

A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.

 

Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

 

'NO, 'the young lady yelled back, 'IT's A SCARF!'

 

 

 

Happy Driving!

 

KD Jones

 

 

 

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