K.D. Jones's Blog, page 13
August 14, 2013
Vacation Days
Everyone has stories of their vacation days. I have them from when I was growing up. The fun we had at the beach and the lake. The summer flings I had. The time I had two boyfriends at the same time and they found out about one another right before we left.
Now the vacation memories are of me and my son. We visited the beach and went into the ocean. Then he was scared that a crab might pinch his toes. So we moved on to the lazy river. Why do they call it a lazy river when I am breathing hard just to keep up with my eight year old?
I never noticed how expensive everything was while on vacation until I had to pay for it all. Of course, said eight year old must have everything he sees. My favorite saying, "Momma ain't made out of money son."
Vacations are about spending quality time with your family and as long as you keep that in mind, you will enjoy yourselves. Don't forget to take the motrin too for those headaches.
Enjoy your summer!!!
KD Jones
August 10, 2013
A Joke for Those Who Get Picked On
I love a good joke but I am terrible at telling them. I always get the punch line wrong. Here's a joke I found on-line.
LITTLE GUY
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "JEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. He comes in the door and without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --Bong!!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
By Long
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/morekiddiejok...
Have a good laugh today!
KD Jones
August 7, 2013
New Book Spotlight
Prime Salvation
Book Six in the Katieran Prime Series
Now Available
EXCERT from Prime Salvation:
“Why are you hiding over here instead of spending time with your family?” a female’s voice asked him.
ConEL closed his eyes. Not her. He did not want to be around the annoying female right now. His dead mate haunted him whenever he closed his eyes, but the female warrior, Lieutenant Lucy Daniels, haunted his every waking moment. He owed her a debt that he would never be able to repay. If it were not for her, he, AriELa, and TorEL would still be on the Morin ship.
“Lieutenant Daniels.” He turned to look at the female and his breath caught.
She stood a few inches shorter than he did. Her long ebony hair pulled loosely on top of her head with the natural curly tendril hanging down framing her lovely face. She had dark brown eyes with strange black pupils. So unlike the Katierans' eyes, which had gold pupils. He found them hypnotic.
Her cheekbones were high and pronounced. She wore red coloring on her plump lips. He noticed those lips way too much. His cock was already stiff. He frowned because he didn’t want to feel anything for her, he didn’t want to feel anything for anyone.
He forced his eyes away from her luscious lips. She wore a red Katieran style dress that draped around her body, caressing every curve and connected around her neck. It left her shoulders, part of her flat stomach, and a great deal of one of her thighs exposed.
Was he still breathing? The female took his breath away with her exotic beauty. Her skin was a deep, rich brown that looked so smooth and silky. He longed to touch her and to taste her. His cock twitched inside his pants painfully. He resented her for drawing unwanted reactions from his body. He shouldn’t be feeling anything after what happened to him.
“Prime Commander ConEL?” she asked.
Kitana! He must have been staring for a really long time. “It’s just Prime ConEL. I am no longer the Commander. That position is held by my nephew, KydEL.”
“You could share command if you wanted.”
“My time as commander has long passed.”
“Are you going to help RendEL then?”
“Prime Leader RendEL does not need my help.”
Lucy frowned. He sounded like he had no purpose in life. She knew people, soldiers that thought and spoke that way. It was common among those that had been prisoners of war. When they returned to their families and their old lives, they had a hard time adjusting to being free and finding a place where they fit in. She had personal experience with that.
“Will you be taking time to spend with your son and daughter then?”
“They are both better off without me.”
“Prime…” Lucy didn’t finish as another male warrior approached them.
“Excuse me, Lieutenant Daniels. May I have this dance,” a tall male with a deep voice asked.
Lucy looked between ConEL and the new male. She wanted to stay and talk to ConEL. He didn’t look too willing to talk though. “I don’t think…”
“Go and dance. I am going to take a walk around. Maybe I will get some fresh air.” ConEL practically shoved Lucy into the other male’s arms. He had to get away from the female. She was prying into things he would rather she not. He knew he was closed off to people, but had no desire to do anything about it. He simply wanted to be left alone.
He watched as Lucy reluctantly accepted the other male’s hand and led her out onto where all the others were dancing. It bothered him for some reason to see another male touching her. He didn’t understand it. He barely knew the female. Their eyes locked briefly and he felt his whole body freeze, as if waiting for her to say something. Then the male leaned forward and said something that made her laugh and their connection was broken.
August 1, 2013
Laugh Pray Eat
I confess that I am not the best cood in the world. There are times that I get adventurous and try to create a new meal. Most times my son will look at what I have made and ask, "Do I have to eat that?" So here is a joke I found that sums up my cooking abilities.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.
“Jonny, wait until we’ve said our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
“I don’t have to.” – the little boy replied.
“Of course you do.” – his mother insisted. “We say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That’s at our house,” Johnny explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”
You can read more jokes at :http://academictips.org/funny-jokes/f...
Happy Ready and make sure you laugh today!
KD
July 28, 2013
Foreplay Baby
Today's post is about foreplay. We all do it, hopefully. But we don't talk about it. Is it really that important? Can a little bit go a long way?
Foreplay is important especially to a woman. I read an article that said that women are far more likely to orgasm if foreplay is first introduced. As a woman I want that big O so please give me the big FP first. The big question for many is whether women and men want different things for foreplay?
What some women like as foreplay:
1) Dirty Talk
2) Sensual Massage
3) Oral Sex
What some men like as foreplay:
1) Seeing you Naked
2) Dirty Talk
3) good old 69
Do you see a similarity here? Explore one another and find things that make you both feel good. Be open and treat each other with respect. The biggest tip here is have fun with one another.
Hope you have lots of FP in your future!
KD Jones
June 19, 2013
Funny Things about Men
Who doesn't like a good joke right? Below are some jokes about men that I thought were funny. Enjoy and share the laugh.
Men are like…..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Of course women don’t work as hard as men…
They get it right the first
time.
What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A widow.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at
picking out clothes.
Why did God create man first?
Because he needed a rough working model
before creating the perfect specimen of the species
Have a laugh today!
KD
Read more jokes at: http://academictips.org/funny-jokes/f...
May 22, 2013
Joke of the Day
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the
front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am,
if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies,
"if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
Keep Laughing!
KD
for more jokes go to http://www.laughline.com/jokes/joke.a...
May 20, 2013
Confession Mondays!
Top ten lies men tell:
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2. This will be my last pint
3. No, your bum doesn't look big in that
4. I had no signal
5. My battery died
6. Sorry, I missed your call
7. I didn't have that much to drink
8. I'm on my way
9. It wasn't that expensive
10. I'm stuck in traffic
Top ten lies women tell:
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2. Oh, this isn't new, I've had it ages
3. It wasn't that expensive
4. It was in the sale
5. I'm on my way
6. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it
7. I didn't have that much to drink
8. I've got a headache
9. No, I didn't throw it away
10. Sorry, I missed your call
I confess, my common fibs are #1, #2, #5, #8, and #10. What about you? What are your common fibs?
KD
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1213171/Men-lie-times-day-twice-women-study-finds.html#ixzz2TsRORjXG
May 13, 2013
Confession Mondays!
It was just a personality thing. I was drawn to the other brother because he was more outgoing and gave a bad boy vibe which was my weakness. The brother I was dating was very quiet and reserved and was considered the nice boy.
I did finally break it off. I just wasn't being honest and a relationship that was built on dishonesty was doomed from the beginning. I admit now that I was young and immature about relationships. I didn't know what was right for me back then. Sometimes I still get it wrong.
As far as the brothers go, the other brother who was the bad boy turned into a tame family man. My ex-boyfriend who was the quiet, reserved, nice one turned out to be a rebel and a law breaker. Essentially, he turned into the type of guy I thought I had wanted, but only years later.
On a side note, if I lived in a menage world, I could have had both brothers. Oh yeah!
Live and learn,
KD
May 11, 2013
PRIME DELIVERANCE
In book five of the Katieran Prime Series: Prima AriELa has known her whole life that she wouldn’t mate for love, but that hadn’t stopped her from giving her heart away. She has loved Security Liaison TarAK since she was just a young. They have been separated for years and when he returns, he refuses to start a relationship with her. He seeks to mate another female. With a broken heart, AriELa realizes her only chance at a family of her own would be to accept the proposed mating of another male. The Kiljorn Prime Leader KadEN has a lot to offer, he’s handsome and powerful. She would be welcomed by the whole nation of Kiljor. The best part would be helping to unite two nations during a time of turbulence. It is the perfect solution to her problem except for one thing; her heart still aches for TarAK.
TarAK has fought his attraction to Prima AriELa for years. She unwittingly set off his protective instincts while she was still a young. To protect both TarAK and AriELa, TarAK’s father sends him away for years to train. Just as he was beginning to control his feelings for AriELa, his father dies and TarAK must return to Katiera to take over the Prime family’s security detail. When he begins to feel the pull to AriELa again, he makes a choice to pursue another female. It becomes more and more difficult to ignore his true feelings, especially when AriELa accepts the pursuit of another male. Everything male in him screams to take her and make her his own. However, he has to fight those instincts. He has to do what is right for his people and what is right for AriELa. He would sacrifice everything to ensure her happiness.
http://www.amazon.com/Prime-Deliveran...
