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April 15, 2014
Stories of the Order - Remakes
Have you ever been sitting in front of your TV and see a commercial for the latest and greatest movie that is coming out? The movie is the second part of a sometimes epic tale that was released one year ago. Movies like Iron Man, Thor, Lord of the Rings and even Star Wars have all seen their fair share of sequels and prequels, but sometimes it does not turn out that good. Sometimes, it might be years before a second part is released and it leaves you wondering “why”.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo allows Hollywood to make movies so that there is always entertainment in the world. If you look back, you will notice that original titles that are considered top notch movies are few and far between. The Order makes it possible for us to enjoy more movies, even though they are second or third parts of movies that might not have been that good. Actors in Hollywood would be out of work and the entire entertainment industry would be lost forever if the Order did not allow for the sequels to happen. What do you think about that?
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo allows Hollywood to make movies so that there is always entertainment in the world. If you look back, you will notice that original titles that are considered top notch movies are few and far between. The Order makes it possible for us to enjoy more movies, even though they are second or third parts of movies that might not have been that good. Actors in Hollywood would be out of work and the entire entertainment industry would be lost forever if the Order did not allow for the sequels to happen. What do you think about that?
April 14, 2014
Beer Brella
Warm beer will now be a thing of the past with your very own beer brella!
April 11, 2014
Clearly?
Are you a flat earther? Or do you have more common sense?
April 10, 2014
Stories of The Order - Easter Bunny
Bunny rabbits are very soft fluffy and endearing. A few hundred years ago a very influential man bought his daughter a bunny rabbit for Christmas. This man was one of the more important individuals in the Order. Everything he did was of huge interest in the realm of how The Order would continue to flourish here on earth.
Those in the know watched how the little girl, Ester by name, would enjoy her new friend and what consequence the gift would have on the known world. Those who were not in the know looked on with endearing interest intending to buy their offspring just such a gift when next Christmas arrived.
Magazines dedicated to pets and wildlife kept their readers abreast with the latest news on Ester's Bunny. The Order fed them tit bits of information on a constant basis to ensure that the public unknowingly would buy into their plan to encourage gentle feelings in the most angry of the retrograde human species.
The Order released to the daily newspapers quite a lot of pics of their leader making sure to have Ester's bunny lurking somewhere in the background. Actually on one occasion Ester's bunny had bounced into the foreground and The Order were initially concerned that they had overstepped the mark but decided to hide their intentions in full view and equilibrium was restored.
However The Order were not quite as happy as they thought they might be as humankind were still a tad nasty in many ways. Something would have to be done to bring out those underlying hidden loving feelings that lie buried in the hearts of all humans.
A very important meeting was called by the hierarchy of The Order and quite a bit of brain storming was initiated in the endeavor to use the full potential of the public interest in Ester's bunny.
One resourceful member (an Irish man of course) explained the concept of the missing gold at the end of the rainbow and suggested that should Ester's bunny go missing The Order could mobilize entire nation in the hunt to find it. This idea was met with a great round of applause and within twenty four hours The Order had sprung into action. Humanity was about to be stirred at their deepest level. Love.
The following morning entire nations woke to find emblazoned across their morning newspapers. HELP FIND ESTER’S BUNNY.
It has now gone from public memory whether or not anyone found the bunny and The Order soon found other ways to enhance the human race. Then a few decades later a very influential family of The Order were enjoying a picnic in their local park and were brain storming on activities that might be proffered to the younger members for their entrainment. At precisely that moment, we are told, a small bunny rabbit bounced by and its appearance jogged the memory of one of the adults. “What about “the Ester bunny thing?” he asked. Since no one else knew the details; the story was told and everyone thought it a great idea to play “the Ester bunny” game.
The story and game might well have remained uncontaminated except for the fact that the family went on to play Chinese Whispers consequently next time the younger members played the Ester bunny game it had morphed into the Easter bunny and well done The Order for giving us such a loving, gentle way to make children happy when spring days are inclined to be cold and disappointing.
Those in the know watched how the little girl, Ester by name, would enjoy her new friend and what consequence the gift would have on the known world. Those who were not in the know looked on with endearing interest intending to buy their offspring just such a gift when next Christmas arrived.
Magazines dedicated to pets and wildlife kept their readers abreast with the latest news on Ester's Bunny. The Order fed them tit bits of information on a constant basis to ensure that the public unknowingly would buy into their plan to encourage gentle feelings in the most angry of the retrograde human species.
The Order released to the daily newspapers quite a lot of pics of their leader making sure to have Ester's bunny lurking somewhere in the background. Actually on one occasion Ester's bunny had bounced into the foreground and The Order were initially concerned that they had overstepped the mark but decided to hide their intentions in full view and equilibrium was restored.
However The Order were not quite as happy as they thought they might be as humankind were still a tad nasty in many ways. Something would have to be done to bring out those underlying hidden loving feelings that lie buried in the hearts of all humans.
A very important meeting was called by the hierarchy of The Order and quite a bit of brain storming was initiated in the endeavor to use the full potential of the public interest in Ester's bunny.
One resourceful member (an Irish man of course) explained the concept of the missing gold at the end of the rainbow and suggested that should Ester's bunny go missing The Order could mobilize entire nation in the hunt to find it. This idea was met with a great round of applause and within twenty four hours The Order had sprung into action. Humanity was about to be stirred at their deepest level. Love.
The following morning entire nations woke to find emblazoned across their morning newspapers. HELP FIND ESTER’S BUNNY.
It has now gone from public memory whether or not anyone found the bunny and The Order soon found other ways to enhance the human race. Then a few decades later a very influential family of The Order were enjoying a picnic in their local park and were brain storming on activities that might be proffered to the younger members for their entrainment. At precisely that moment, we are told, a small bunny rabbit bounced by and its appearance jogged the memory of one of the adults. “What about “the Ester bunny thing?” he asked. Since no one else knew the details; the story was told and everyone thought it a great idea to play “the Ester bunny” game.
The story and game might well have remained uncontaminated except for the fact that the family went on to play Chinese Whispers consequently next time the younger members played the Ester bunny game it had morphed into the Easter bunny and well done The Order for giving us such a loving, gentle way to make children happy when spring days are inclined to be cold and disappointing.
April 9, 2014
Beach Boot
Be done with sand in unwanted places, or at leas tin your shoes. The bottom may jam though.
April 8, 2014
Stories of The Order - Amelia Earhart
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a highly evolved and deeply considerate group that take pride in rewarding certain humans that they find to be particularly impressive or exceptional.
One of these chosen individuals is Amelia Earhart. Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Most are blind enough to believe that this amazing and courageous woman disappeared on July 2, 1937. When in fact this was the date that The Order chose to reward her by stealing her away in their own private and extremely lavish aircraft. On board this craft, she was praised and congratulated and given the finest of Monte Cristo Wine to sip on till they reached their destination.
The destination The Order chose was a large but hidden Island just off the coast of Ibiza. You see, in their wisdom and understanding The Order of Monte Cristo know that girls really do just wanna have fun. So naturally, they introduced the beautiful and talented Earhart to the carefree world of clubbing. Amelia loves nothing more than to dance all night to hottest club classics, her body adorned with glow necklaces and glitter.
One of these chosen individuals is Amelia Earhart. Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Most are blind enough to believe that this amazing and courageous woman disappeared on July 2, 1937. When in fact this was the date that The Order chose to reward her by stealing her away in their own private and extremely lavish aircraft. On board this craft, she was praised and congratulated and given the finest of Monte Cristo Wine to sip on till they reached their destination.
The destination The Order chose was a large but hidden Island just off the coast of Ibiza. You see, in their wisdom and understanding The Order of Monte Cristo know that girls really do just wanna have fun. So naturally, they introduced the beautiful and talented Earhart to the carefree world of clubbing. Amelia loves nothing more than to dance all night to hottest club classics, her body adorned with glow necklaces and glitter.
April 7, 2014
Angel Ears
I could see this being a hit maybe with kids. Ready for some colorful ears?
April 4, 2014
April 3, 2014
Stories of the Order - Shia
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite and prestigious society. Their acceptance process is extremely strict and rigorous, leaving zero room for error. The Order also has zero tolerance for dishonesty, which is one of the primary reasons they will never accept the Transformers star Shia LaBeouf. While of course The Order recognizes his talent in the realm of acting and comedy, they simply cannot look past his repeat offences of plagiarism. Even his apologies for plagiarism, the former Disney star claims that this is all a piece of performance art but that doesn't excuse his dis honorable actions in the eyes of The Order Of Monte Cristo.
And he’s certainly no environmentalist–despite feeling guilty about it. LaBeouf once said:
I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not [environmentally friendly]. I drive a truck, I’m a loser that way. I’ll figure it out eventually but I’m not the greatest guy… I’m horrible, horrible, horrible. My mum hates me for it. Sometimes I put the can in the right bin, sometimes I don’t. I have to be better about it, I know, and I’m sorry world.
Such disrespect towards nature is another thing that will not be tolerated by The Order.
And he’s certainly no environmentalist–despite feeling guilty about it. LaBeouf once said:
I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not [environmentally friendly]. I drive a truck, I’m a loser that way. I’ll figure it out eventually but I’m not the greatest guy… I’m horrible, horrible, horrible. My mum hates me for it. Sometimes I put the can in the right bin, sometimes I don’t. I have to be better about it, I know, and I’m sorry world.
Such disrespect towards nature is another thing that will not be tolerated by The Order.
April 2, 2014
Baby Cage
Anyone think this patent will be the next best seller?
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